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Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."

My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.

What stuff do you think is common?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Part 5
Baseball caps, Butlins, amusement arcades, door to door salesmen, World of Leather products, fingerless gloves, Maestro cards, super-strength lager, scratch card buyers, frozen food, Finlandia vodka, anyone called Wayne, Bratz toys, Impulse bodyspray, Brut, Old Spice, Lynx, crab sticks, swatch watches, “baby on board” signs, Crocs shoes.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:34, 13 replies)
Impulse bodyspray
ahhhh, the smell of Impulse always takes me back to some of my favourite memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:37, closed)
Actually, some Swatch
watches are quite nice and some are very collectible.
(brainwrong, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:48, closed)
You're just being a dick
now. What the shuddering fuck is wrong with a Maestro Card you bin rimming devil cock?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, closed)
Maestro cards?
why?

Useful alternative to VISA/Mastercards, and more widely accepted than Visa Electron
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, closed)
^this
having enough ready cash to pay for something without resorting to credit is common?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, closed)
I think everybody
is just having a go at everybody else this week in an attempt to thinly disguise their secret lust for one another.

I see lots of hard, dirty sex in all of these people's futures.

Good luck to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:19, closed)
...
lots of hard, dirty sex furious, tearful masturbation in all of these people's futures
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:23, closed)
I didn't say that
the hard, dirty sex wouldn't be alone, wank-crying in their Mummy's bedroom over her copy of the 'joy of sex'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:27, closed)
And
lot's of people's pasts too
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, closed)
Battered?
What, as in fish? From the chip shop?

Oh, how terribly common.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)
Finlandia?
Buying Liqour from Iceland is common. Brands you've never heard of. The sort of whisky/brandy/rum/vodka that you buy solely to get drunk, not to enjoy.

Saying that, I was once in Kwik-Save before they shut down, and the checkout next to me had about8 people waiting, and every single person had some booze of one sort or another.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, closed)
Ahh, Impulse.
I miss Vanilla Kisses - we all had it when I was at school and you'd practically gag in the changing rooms after PE from the smell of 20 shower-dodging 13 year olds sraying it on for teh ladz.

Three ticks for me there, and three for Mr Maladicta, who still wears Lynx.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59, closed)
fingerless gloves
wheelchair users,
milkmen (sorting change on cold mornings), shooting (trigger finger unencumbered while hand is still toasty warm),
and many others probably.
Git
(godisdove I like cheese, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:10, closed)

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