Scon or scone?
The most obvious thing that distinguishes a posh person from a commoner... Whether they pronounce 'scone' like sCON or sCONE. (Just for the record, it's sCONE, you b3tards!)

Also, my little sister calls the computer room the 'office'. What the deuce?!
(plecko, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:21, 81 replies)

How is that common?
Fucking hell, this question is bringing out more dribbling retards than usual.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:23, closed)

Hmm
try posting something worthwhile then, if you think you can do any better.

Oh, I've just had a look at your 'best answers to questions'. It appears that you can't.

Stick with /talk. It suits you better.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:56, closed)

Oh no, I don't post anything in QOTW, how terrible.
Maybe because it's mostly full of idiots who can't even understand the question. Cutting reply, there.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:23, closed)

Yes and /talk is brimming with genius.

You fucking spastic
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:33, closed)

Well, you've certainly displayed your own eloquence there, well done.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:40, closed)

That's a smashing retort.
Your mother must be so proud of you. Well done you! Come on, let's have another from your vast array of shitty responses. You must be dying to get them out there and show off how scathing you can be. You never know, it might attract ZOMGIRLS.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:52, closed)

Yes my mother is probably looking down rather fondly from heaven, pleased that I've clearly upset someone from /talk enough that they've had to call in what appears to be reinforcements. lol my arsehole is quivering like a rabbits nose as we speak
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:00, closed)

I would've put money on the dead mum response.
Well done.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:00, closed)

Shall I pretend she's alive to make you feel better? Or completely glaze over the subject?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:03, closed)

I doubt anyone would give a fuck either way,
so whatever you want.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:05, closed)

This lezzer mate of yours cared enough to congratulate me on it actually!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:08, closed)

Ha ha
LOLEZZER!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:10, closed)

Haha, oh dear.
You're a classic case, you are.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:10, closed)

You're dealing with the sad news well
she was alive last week, and doing your laundry.

b3ta.com/questions/spoiltbrats/post269876
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, closed)

Hahaha
He's even sadder than previously thought.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, closed)

GET IN!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:12, closed)

I understand the questions perfectly well
It appears that you can't think of anything in response to those questions other than banal shite.

'My friend will only eat muffins and ice cream and pringles'. Yeah, knock yourself out. Literally, pet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:22, closed)

loffle
You're fucking shit.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:45, closed)

Whereas you are..?
Oh yeah. Shit as well. Welcome to the club.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:03, closed)

No, you're failing to understand basics here.
YOU ARE SHIT
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:48, closed)

I'm going to edit my answer
to include you now.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:37, closed)

haha, upset on the internet

( moohalaa, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:50, closed)

I call
the computer room, 'the study', what does that make me?
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:39, closed)

It's scone as-in gone, not scone as-in cone.

( cupboardy, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:41, closed)

It's different in different places.
People who decide their way is right need to get a fucking life.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:41, closed)

Bzzzzz
Wrong.
( cupboardy, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:43, closed)

No, it's not.
Is it written down in law somewhere how it should be pronounced?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:43, closed)

Yes
In the little book of identifying Hyacinth Buckets.

EDIT: Anyway - this question has already been covered here:

b3ta.com/questions/common/post274509
( cupboardy, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:46, closed)

That doesn't prove how it's pronounced, just how people think it should be.
My point is it doesn't matter, and considering people to be 'common' because of how they pronounce a word is narrow minded.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:42, closed)

Stop press: Internet in narrow minded shocker. And on b3ta no less!?

Now take your head out your arse and fuck off back to /talk you greasy cunt-flap.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:46, closed)

Sorry, are conversations not allowed here?
I don't believe I was addressing you.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:47, closed)

I keep clicking 'I like this' in here because it has fewer clicking options
but see my post below.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:51, closed)

I did.
Fucking hell, I thought /talk was argumentative.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:52, closed)

At least /talk actually has discussions
and isn't just one massive pissing contest.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:57, closed)

OMG DON'T DISAGREE WITH ME:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:02, closed)

FUCK OFF BACK TO QOTW
 
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:02, closed)

Going by your reckoning it seems opinion isn't allowed either. More to the point, I couldn't care less about the pronunciation of 'scone' but I felt a certain duty to put down in writing what a stuck up piece of shit you are. Oh and begging your /talk buddies to "fuck him up" because you can't do it yourself was a tad funny. Bit sad when you think about it though...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:57, closed)

Stuck up piece of shit?
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:58, closed)

You know when people put in their profiles exactly how wacky and zany their personality is? Tis a sure-fire sign that they are completely 100% not whats being purported. Still full marks for effort though!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:02, closed)

Sorry, who exactly has done that?
Or have you resorted to just making stuff up now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:04, closed)

You tell him, Esme
I'll hold your Guinness for you
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:05, closed)

My glass of Tempranillo, if you don'd mind.
/current tipple
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:06, closed)

Hate to point out the obvious seeing as I actually replied directly to the person in question, but yes it is the person I replied to although this extrapolation is seemingly beyond you.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:05, closed)

Haha, you're a colossal wanker.
And Blue Star doesn't say anywhere in her profile about being wacky or zany.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:07, closed)

Lol you psycho-spastic the whole page is dedicated to making her look as zany as possible - it says a lot when people have to point out such 'qualities' of their own.

Regardless, I've succeeded in making the fatties wobble maybe you should get more of your buddies to have a go at me, cunt.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:12, closed)

Maybe you're seeing a different page to everyone else, whatever.
Pffft, I think you're doing enough wobbling for everyone.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:15, closed)

Oh
but I'm a massive wacky lezzer, OFFLINE :((((
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:16, closed)

Sadly, the fact is you wobbled so much you had to get your friends in for some action too haha!

"fuck him up for me Tara" - classic!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:18, closed)

Yes, it was entirely serious, and not about having a laugh on the internet, oh no.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:19, closed)

Having fun? Wobbling? Whatever fatty
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:21, closed)

Aw, run out of things to say?
Quick, say your dad's died, you fucked up the dead mum bit, pity.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:22, closed)

Do you go outside often?
Actually, ignore me. There's football on.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:20, closed)

hahaha
Pulling the "my mums dead" while having "mum does me washing" in your profile was funny as hell.

Also for a guy who claims to have "lost the character trait of giving a shit" you seem to be giving a shit.

You're right about being a bit of an arsehole though.

CSS doesn't make your profile invisible.
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:39, closed)

Hahahaha
Nice one.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:47, closed)

I'll expect the payment
in unmarked bills. Just leave it in a bin behind the meteor on Horsell Common.
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:57, closed)

Nice brownie point scoring well done. Thoroughly enjoyed the team effort involved with the wobbling haha
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:53, closed)

hahaha, love it! Just to recap...
You throw a mahoosive self righteous wobbler, while over using the term "wobble". You post that your mum is dead, while having a qotw from last week stating that you're basically freeloading off her. And you also "don't give a fuck", yet:

"I couldn't care less about the pronunciation of 'scone' but I felt a certain duty to put down in writing what a stuck up piece of shit you are."



A++ Would Troll Again!!!!!
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:36, closed)

"mahoosive self-righteous wobbler"?

No, as I said before just wanted to call that idiot a psycho-spastic, little did I know all her i-friends would round up and go absolutely nuts.

"Fuck him up for me" rofl
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:05, closed)

Oh yes,
And what exactly does this have to do with you? Ah yes your bumming up this munt-bag, hope that goes well for you..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:09, closed)

Also had a wee chuckle @ "WHAT ARE YOU!?"
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:32, closed)

/momentary seriousness
If you are being genuine, (and I'm beginning to thing that you are), you have a poor grasp of tongue in cheek humour.
You also seem to take things more seriously than is mentally healthy. Step back for a moment, and take a nice objective look at what you've written on this thread. Someone posted a comment on a board, and you just wanted to call them a psycho-spastic. Honestly? If you have a difficult time with people taking the piss, perhaps you should need a little break from the net, just till you get your head sorted out.

Now I'm more than happy for your seeming spiral of self destruction to go on, but I just thought I'd better check first.
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, closed)

I claim not to be wacky or zany.
Because there are quiz results and test results in there? Oh WOW cos like no one else has those either.

Fucking hell, man. What ARE you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:04, closed)

Pfffft. You fucking twat.
Telling people their pronunciation of a word is wrong isn't just opinion. But knock yourself out, you seem to be having fun following me around b3ta, work away.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:00, closed)

This TDW is a bit of an angsty virgin eh?
:-(((((((((((((((
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:47, closed)

It would appear to be.
Tara and I were mean to him, so we're OBVIOUSLY lezzers.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:48, closed)

Unless it's the place, near Perth, Scotland
which is spelt Scone, but pronounced 'scoon'.

So there.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:42, closed)

So now we must all pronounce..
"Gone" as "goe-n".

Bollocks.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:30, closed)

It is regional not class
OED has both pronunciations as correct.

And the word originated in the English language in Scotland from the word schoon meaning bread.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:49, closed)

OMG SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF BACK TO /TALK:(((((((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:51, closed)

I am going to flounce now
but before I do I am telling on you
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:02, closed)

Damn you and your common sense.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:53, closed)

SOUTHERN WANKER
FUCK OFF BACK TO QOTW :(((((
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:56, closed)

*cries a little bit inside at all the hatred*

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:04, closed)

SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON
SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON SCON *sic

ELECTRO SCON(E), YOU STUCK UP GIT, HOW DARE YOU CAST ASPERSIONS ON MY CHARACTER ON THE BASIS OF MY PRONUNCIATION OF THE DELICIOUS SCON(E)

BTW, it's always spelled with an E, regardless of where you happened to be born kids.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:02, closed)

Lol
I just looked at the full on barney I have just burst in on.. I might just walk away before I cause any further trouble!
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:05, closed)

Weatherwax - Again
you seem to be on QOTW doing nothing but trolling - although it's not about harassing rachelswipe this time.

When someone points out that your opinions are neither constructive nor welcome, you wobble like a blancmange.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:01, closed)