People not knowing the alphabet.
I've heard this a couple of times, just after they get past the letter K.

"....HIJK EMUNELO PQRS...."

Oh, and it's 'chimNey' not 'chimley'
and 'suBMarine' not 'sumbarine'
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:06, 9 replies)

And
It's 'spaghetti', not 'pasketti'.
(mark schmark, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, closed)

Some people don't think about their own language.
Someone at work a few jobs ago entered the dining room (portakabin) with a plate of conchiglie bolognese and, when asked what it was, stated that it was going to have been spaghetti bolognese but he'd run out of spaghetti, so had spaghetti shells instead.

Language isn't important to some people beyond communication. I find it staggering to be so disinterested, but he found it incomprehensible that I didn't like football.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:52, closed)

CHIMBLEY
is more fun and if anyone disagrees they'll have to go to hopsickle to fix the damage I do to their skellingtons.
(teebie jeebie, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, closed)

Let me
finish my breafkist first.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:06, closed)

chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cheree
surely?

Has anyone mentioned "paraletic" on this QOTW yet? Jesus fricking Christ that pisses me off.
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:50, closed)

You have got to be
kidding me. Are any of these real? Who doesn't know their alphabet except 2 year-olds?

Chimley?

Sumbarine?

*FIRES UP CHAINSAW*

*KILLS EVERYONE*
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:16, closed)

I'm not kidding
You couldn't make it up.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, closed)

"Who doesn't know their alphabet except 2 year-olds?"
One year olds?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, closed)

Curiously, no...

( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:55, closed)