Kerry Katona...
...leaving aside the breathtaking display on that breakfast show for a moment, which didn't surprise me in the least, I just wanted to point something out which has struck me during this QOTW.

Yes, Kerry Katona has been mentioned a good few times this week which also comes as no surprise, but very few of those posts have said anything but 'Kerry Katona' - the point needs no justification other than her name alone which proves just how appalling she is.

Still, I can't stand the sight and sound of her. She should have a restraining order against her to heep her away from the media. She's an example to 13-year-old mothers everwhere, convincing them that dropping spawn after pointless spawn, hooking up with monosyllabic pug-ugly wankers to produce said spawn and then thinking the whole fucking world owes them something because of it is acceptable. It isn't.

Boycott this vacant, serial-shagging, substance-abusing, attention-seeking media whore TODAY. I can think of very few individuals who are less deserving of a place in the public eye.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, 12 replies)

I'm pretty sure
most b3tans are already boycotting Ms Katona, I can't imagine any of us, or any half-intelligent person actually going out of their way to watch or read about her.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:56, closed)

What about wanking
is it okay to wank over her?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:57, closed)

no
that's how bad she is

rotting goat carcass, yes. kerry katona, no.

this should be our campaign slogan.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58, closed)

It's ok to wank over anyone you like
don't listen to them al. Just remember to wipe Mrs al's face clean when you're finished.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:04, closed)

*Nods head vigourousy*
She makes my teeth itch.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:02, closed)

Nice tits, though

(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:12, closed)

Not so good
now they've been partially hacked off with a scalpel (see, put like that and they don't don't good anymore).

I preferred them when she could suffocate you with them from the other side of the room.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:14, closed)

You mean
Ginormous gahunga-lungas, and I don't think that anybody else finds them attractive at all.

EDIt My mistake, al does.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:15, closed)

What can I say?
I likes 'em big!
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:37, closed)

And I likes
'em partially dismembered.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:44, closed)

Can't stand her
but Myleeeen Klass pisses me off more.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:06, closed)

If she wasn't in the public eye
who would do the Iceland adverts?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:12, closed)