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I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Bloody For'ins
Coming over here, stealing our jobs and our women, and acting like they own the fecking place.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:28, 13 replies)
Is this an idiot, or an oblique parody of an idiot?
Not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:00, closed)
Former trying to be latter?

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:01, closed)
You've been here for 7 years and still struggle to spot an obvious parody?
I'd have thought the purposefully phonetic spelling of 'foreigners' in a 'common' dialect would have given the game away fairly quickly.

Good luck with life and all that.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:39, closed)
Ok, good parody, I was just confused by the lack of joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:56, closed)
Ah
You want b3ta jotw. It's just down the corridor.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, closed)
Tried there
Door's locked and there's a strange sticky goo leaking from under it...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:56, closed)
There are so many petty jumped-up Little Englanders on here it's hard to tell.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:26, closed)
Yeah - bloody Anglo-Saxons
And Vikings.
And Normans.
We should sent them all back where they came from.

Oh and don't forget the Neanderthals - go back to Africa, we don't want your kind here.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:08, closed)
And the Romans.
What have they ever done for us? Apart from aqueducts etc.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:50, closed)
Yeah, but they DID bugger off back to where they came from...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:00, closed)
Reminds me of the time...
...one of my best friends from India once told me that 'they' gave 'us' Curry and 'we' gave 'them' Cricket. I'd be lost without Curry but I could live without Cricket so seems like a fair swap to me.
(ed-z, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:03, closed)
bloody splitters

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:19, closed)
I shall plagiarise:
My girlfriend and I were sitting at home watching TV when the founder of Apple stormed into our house and stole all the Pledge and Mr Muscle!
Bloody Jobs, coming over here and stealing all our polish...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:12, closed)

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