Many of the QOTW answers are Fail.
Many contain MASSIVE DRUGS/supermodels/Honda Accords.

Many are not true.

Many are not funny.

Many are pointless.

Many contain online hardmanship.

I am better than everyone, but prefer to imply it by putting others down, instead of declaring and displaying my greatness.

Oh god I am absolutely terrified of everything oh god oh god help me help me help me.

Do I win?

First one to say no wins a prize*.


*Prize may differ from that offered. Terms and conditions apply.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:12, 42 replies)

you come across like a witty, intelligent person
without the wit or intelligence
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:17, closed)

I thought it was both good and original
but the parts that were good were not original, and the parts that were original were not good.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:36, closed)

Groucho Marx, n'est pas?
The irony of quoting someone else to chastise someone for lack of originality is marvellous - good work!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:51, closed)

cheers
im glad you enjoyed it
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:56, closed)

No
Now what do i win?
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:30, closed)

This:

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:47, closed)

Dear Vagabond,
Thank you for your letter of complaint of Wed, 8th Sept 2010.

Whilst we aim to address every complaint personally within two working days, this isn't always possible given the current volumes. Needless to say, every complaint is of worth to us and is accepted in the highest regard.

We aim to keep the standard of our product high, and we are sorry your QOTW did not reach you in top condition. We would like to rectify the situation by offering you a free two week subscription to the B3ta QOTW.

Again, please accept our most humble condolences that this issue of QOTW did not entertain, enthrall, amuse or in any way provide a useful outlet for your vitriolic rage against the Interwebs as a whole.

Yours,
QOTW
x
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:48, closed)

Call me dense, but...who exactly are you mocking here?
It's not atheists or cyclists, I'm sure of that much...
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:49, closed)

At a guess, I'd probably say the god of cycling.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, closed)

I forsee a post
….a post with just three words…three words from a stripped mammal….

Aggressive
Prick
Passive

Would be my guess
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:00, closed)

I agree.
You too can have a prize*.

*Might not get a prize, though
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:06, closed)

I'm assuming you mean "striped"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03, closed)

No.
I understand he posts naked.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:15, closed)

I'm not sure how a bit of poor spelling somehow counter-acts "reference to an overabundance of repetitive rants" myself.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:01, closed)

I was actually taking the piss
and making a gentle reference to the fact that there is more than one Badger on here. But hey.

Although I'm struggling to see what on earth reposting my post is supposed to mean, unless you've read deep into my psyche and decided that from my short comment above I was somehow abusing Ring of Fire?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:04, closed)

Correcting typoss/grammatical slip's/speling erors is commonly construed as being somewhat pissy - I was simply noting that you'd previously excused these things elsewhere. If that wasn't what you meant by it, fair enough.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:43, closed)

well, it's not pissy when the typo changes the whole meaning of the statement.
and opens up a comedy window.

Tell you what, I'll lend you Gonz for a week. Then you'll know the meaning of interesting spelling. And hollyoaks and chinese food and holding hands, but that's another thing...

Edit - to be fair, I didn't excuse it so much as relegating its importance to below the fact that nimrodhino is a stroppy bugger out of all proportion to the situations he's presented with, which even he agreed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:58, closed)

I have dyslexia
Before spellcheckers became the norm I’d struggle to put a sentence together. Also, my flavour doesn’t just effect letter order in words, it’s any list of items without an underlying logic. Putting months of the year, days of the week in the right order was still a struggle when I was well into my teens.

But I wouldn’t be without it. Not having a rigid order to world around gives me advantage in designing solutions, problem solving, research etc. It’s a mainstay of every job I’ve ever had. I think it also informs a general attitude that doing things a certain way “because that’s how it’s done” isn’t a good enough reason.

For me spelling is still a matter of throwing some letters at the screen that letting the computer make the best it can out of them.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:38, closed)

So you aren't undressing animals then?
I'm disappointed and slightly less tumescent
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:06, closed)

In my first job I hand wrote a thousand lables for
Tomatoe Sedes

Looked alright to me.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:25, closed)

Ah now, we've all seen 'that' photo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:09, closed)

You have
an aggressive prick.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:04, closed)

They all say that.
They all say that.

But they learn in the end.

Oh yes - they learn.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:18, closed)

cyclists, eh?
tsk
( rofl harris, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:30, closed)

HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34, closed)

You really hate cyclists, eh?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:55, closed)

Erm ...
We've already done that one. We're on page 23 now, just down from "Why is it always raining in your images?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:57, closed)

Oh right.
Is it atheists you hate then?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:22, closed)

Do you ever think that possibly, you might be taking a humour based forum, which frequently features, snarky responses, a bit too seriously?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:10, closed)

Hahahahahahaha
Yeah.

Sorry, hang on - what was that about snarky responses and taking things seriously?

Hahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:35, closed)

Do you think you might be taking them too seriously?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:41, closed)

What do you mean?
Like when someone takes the piss, and one gets huffy instead of just rolling with it?

Hmmm. Good point - let me think about that and I'll get back to you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:06, closed)

i am postitively enraged at this.
or not. whichever is coolest.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:42, closed)

Is that like an angry erection?
Oh man.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:43, closed)

If you draw eyes on it the jap looks like a little frowny mouth.
All red in the face and grumpy.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:56, closed)

I think you're looking for an eyebrow raised in disdain
Before sipping one's single malt and suggesting another cigar.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:03, closed)

Best comeback ever.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:56, closed)

Thanks - it's designer.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:10, closed)

Haha, upset, online

( Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:19, closed)

No you don't win.
YOU LOSE. Good DAY sir!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:26, closed)

FRONT PAGE THIS POST

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:29, closed)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:29, closed)