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Some mugs still think the MMR injection gives children autism (it doesn't), while others are of the belief that we're ruled by billionaire lizard people. Tell us about views outside the mainstream which people go glassy eyed if you bang on about them (Your grandad's a racist - no need to tell us, thanks)

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:06)
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scotch eggs should contain a whole egg
not those little bits of chopped up egg they try to palm off on you nowadays, they're just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:45, 32 replies)
You have confused a scotch egg with a mini egg savoury!
www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=272143132
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:06, closed)
I'M NOT THE CONFUSED ONE!
i've seen these little impostors for sale as scotch eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:09, closed)
Then you need to report it to the Scots!

(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:19, closed)
I actually prefer the mixed egg
You can usually tell the real scotch eggs apart as they are ffing huge anyway.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:13, closed)
Unless you're posh and have Scotch Quails egg.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:16, closed)

Quail Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:19, closed)
All of a sudden, I want to try scotch Sturgeon eggs!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:26, closed)
Scotch caviar.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:07, closed)
are you southern?
if not, hand over that flat cap right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:40, closed)
Ha yes
Actually i've had fresh cooked scotch egg in restaurants where it's like a poached egg inside those are fecking awesome.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:42, closed)
they're nice, yes
but they're neither one thing nor t'other, as far as i'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:36, closed)
Bet all you miss is that thick line of grey around the yolk, you complete wrong 'un :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:31, closed)
mmmmmmm, grey
so eggy, yet so mysteriously neutral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:39, closed)
I thought they were how Scotch people reproduced?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:40, closed)
you have no idea how much this is making me giggle

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:41, closed)
Scotch Eggs shouldn't even exist.
Foul abomination against food that they are.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:46, closed)
Petrol station Scotch Eggs are
But home cooked ones are gorgeous. Try it - you won't regret it.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:50, closed)
^this
try making your own, they're lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:35, closed)
I see no need to ruin what could be
a perfectly enjoyable sausage and egg sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:11, closed)
all the more scotch eggs for the rest of us

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:28, closed)
This seems like a happy outcome, for all concerned.
Chew with your mouth closed, please.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:48, closed)

After Scotch egg consumption I must prepare for epic choking toxic bum gasses. I went to a wake and consumed a fair few of them and the next day I could have been used as a chemical weapon
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:14, closed)
totally worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:35, closed)
how about some fucking Scotch in it?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:42, closed)
no. scotch is evil.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:19, closed)
Scotch Pickled Eggs are the way forward.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:08, closed)
I would
actually try this.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:19, closed)
so would i

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:19, closed)
That's not very controversial

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:45, closed)
i suppose not

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:19, closed)
You haven't lived
until you've tried the scotch pickled onion. Eggs are a wrong 'un and should only be consumed in cakes.
(Booce, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:27, closed)
eggs are delicious
and fried and served on toast with scorcher relish, are the perfect hangover snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:20, closed)

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