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Some mugs still think the MMR injection gives children autism (it doesn't), while others are of the belief that we're ruled by billionaire lizard people. Tell us about views outside the mainstream which people go glassy eyed if you bang on about them (Your grandad's a racist - no need to tell us, thanks)

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(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:06)
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Sex education
You may remember there was a period during sex education where the boys and girls are seperated, or at least there was at the school which I had attended.

The boys would sit, feeling somewhat uncomfortable, whilst the teachers would discuss various issues in a lads only forum.

During this period, I strongly believe that the girls were learning the macarena, the moves to Whigfield's Saturday night dance and other pop tunes of the era.

This can be the only logical explanation as to why every female over the age of thirteen knows the moves to every fucking one of these songs.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:14, 13 replies)
Also how to blame farts on other people

(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:16, closed)
I know the moves to Saturday Night.
But not the Macarena. I believe this makes me a normal person.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:21, closed)
I don't think it does, you know.

(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:32, closed)

(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:32, closed)
Girls also learnt..
How to keep a top on, but still be able to remove a bra through an arm sleeve. Some topological maths going on there.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:44, closed)
Dear gods I was so impressed when I first saw a girl do that.
In fact - I'm still impressed when Mrs Vagabond does it now.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:53, closed)

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:08, closed)
You said period.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:35, closed)
Head towels
They also learnt how to tie a bath towel on their heads
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 23:02, closed)
A girl told me that they practiced inserting tampons at those sessions.
The image that formed in my mind kept me going at it for months.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 0:40, closed)

at it to the classes
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:53, closed)
Did your mum tell you that when Top of the Pops played its theme tune it meant there were no charts that week?

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:42, closed)
Only when racial minorities featured in the top 10.

(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:52, closed)

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