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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Actually my mum's dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:38, 30 replies)
My sister
died, you insensitive cunt.

And my rabbit.
(username failed moderation, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:39, closed)
Alright alright don't have kittens

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:39, closed)
My kitten just got run over by a milk float
You insensitive prick!
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:15, closed)
My millk float has a puncture
You insensitive bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:20, closed)
I lost the chalk
from my puncture repair kit, you insensitive ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:22, closed)
Ouch!
I just punctured my ballsack with a piece of chalk, you insensitive repair kit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_ships_cat is it meeee you're looking forrrr, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:17, closed)
Oh thank christ
I thought perhaps she just wasn't enjoying our sex.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:44, closed)
She just ran away
as she was tired of your advances Vag.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:45, closed)
I know
It was me who beheaded her
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:00, closed)
My Mum
was just beheaded in Tenerife, you insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:06, closed)
my nan died of tenerife, you massive insensitive cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:23, closed)
I won't beheading there in a hurry then

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:42, closed)
Response
Of the day!
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:39, closed)
So that's why she didn't move much...

(anvil, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:54, closed)
That and your terribly tiny penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:20, closed)
She likes a big cock then?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:27, closed)
^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:27, closed)
Are you calling me a gay black windowcleaner?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:46, closed)
Yeah.
Why is it racist now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:49, closed)
Only because all windowcleaners are Polish these days, amirite lads? EDL! EDL! EDL!
Sorry. Don't know what came over me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:01, closed)
You insensitive prick
My Polish was Mother!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:18, closed)
Oi
My mother is a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:26, closed)
But is
she Polish?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:34, closed)
She polishes.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:36, closed)
Polishes what?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:46, closed)
Pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:09, closed)
Does she
Charge much for a good polish?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:47, closed)
I have a mum
you insensitive dick...

jeeze some people...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:43, closed)
My sister's dead you bastard!
She's epileptic, chocked on a sock, etc.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:50, closed)
you insensitive bastard my sock got stuck in some ones
throat and i couldn't get it back
bastards the lot of you
it was the only pair i had as well since my polish mum used them to clean pricks with
some people these days
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:53, closed)

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