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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Actually my mum's dead.

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:38, 30 replies)
My sister
died, you insensitive cunt.

And my rabbit.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:39, closed)
Alright alright don't have kittens

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:39, closed)
My kitten just got run over by a milk float
You insensitive prick!
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:15, closed)
My millk float has a puncture
You insensitive bastard!
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:20, closed)
I lost the chalk
from my puncture repair kit, you insensitive ballsack.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:22, closed)
Ouch!
I just punctured my ballsack with a piece of chalk, you insensitive repair kit.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:17, closed)
Oh thank christ
I thought perhaps she just wasn't enjoying our sex.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:44, closed)
She just ran away
as she was tired of your advances Vag.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:45, closed)
I know
It was me who beheaded her
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:00, closed)
My Mum
was just beheaded in Tenerife, you insensitive bastard.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:06, closed)
my nan died of tenerife, you massive insensitive cunt.

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:23, closed)
I won't beheading there in a hurry then

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:42, closed)
Response
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(, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:39, closed)
So that's why she didn't move much...

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:54, closed)
That and your terribly tiny penis.

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:20, closed)
She likes a big cock then?

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:27, closed)
^^^^^^

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:27, closed)
Are you calling me a gay black windowcleaner?

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:46, closed)
Yeah.
Why is it racist now?
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:49, closed)
Only because all windowcleaners are Polish these days, amirite lads? EDL! EDL! EDL!
Sorry. Don't know what came over me.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:01, closed)
You insensitive prick
My Polish was Mother!
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:18, closed)
Oi
My mother is a prick.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:26, closed)
But is
she Polish?
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:34, closed)
She polishes.
Does that count?
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:36, closed)
Polishes what?

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:46, closed)
Pricks.

(, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:09, closed)
Does she
Charge much for a good polish?
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:47, closed)
I have a mum
you insensitive dick...

jeeze some people...
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:43, closed)
My sister's dead you bastard!
She's epileptic, chocked on a sock, etc.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:50, closed)
you insensitive bastard my sock got stuck in some ones
throat and i couldn't get it back
bastards the lot of you
it was the only pair i had as well since my polish mum used them to clean pricks with
some people these days
(, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:53, closed)

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