Cheese and Jam
Pretty simple really. A good strong cheese, raspberry jam, white bread. Layered appropriately as a sandwich. Eat.

Got me through some tough times.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:44, 17 replies)

that sounds like the worst thing in the world
however I am tempted to try it now.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:50, closed)

You should.
But make sure it's with a cheese and a jam that you like.

also, there is a version of this which I call 'cheese cracker surprise'

Get cracker, put small dollop of jam on, then place slice of cheese over the jam. Place in microwave for 30 seconds. The eat.

I discovered this while drunk.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:02, closed)

I'm glad I'm not the only one!
I usually add a bit of chilli sauce too, or just use chilli jam if I'm feeling particularly posh :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:18, closed)

good call with the chilli jam
that would work well with a crumbly cheshire cheese.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:19, closed)

im sure ive seen something like this
on heston or something similar, Might have been River Cottage.

Apparantly the sharpness of the jam is tempered by the creamy cheese.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:33, closed)

well that's made it sound very fancy
I just like how it tastes.

I mean, something about tempering and creamyness...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:37, closed)

Chutney isn't a million miles from jam,
and brie with cranberry sauce is well known, so I suppose this isn't totally stupid.
It's still stupid, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:41, closed)

so there i was
reading away, thinking the much like my idea.... then


BAM, right in the kisser...

damn you.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:44, closed)

I still love you, though.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:49, closed)

aw shucks... really?
no foolin'?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:57, closed)

Shut up
and kiss me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:03, closed)

i've got a bit of a cold
probably shouldn't...

unless you live for the risk?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:08, closed)

I live for
your cheese breath.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25, closed)

JAM AND CRISPS

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:55, closed)

Cranberry sauce
works well with cheese too.
(Andino, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:53, closed)

Quince paste
go buy some. Dont let the name fool you, its delicious with cheeses of all sorts.
(technocore, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 7:30, closed)

Boursin and Bramble Jelly
on French bread.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:56, closed)