Hairdresser's revenge
I'd allowed my hair to become an amorphous blob of undecidedness, and couldn't really decide what I wanted to do with it. Looking back, it's probably always a bad idea to say to the hairdresser "Oh I don't know. Do what you want to it."

One flat top later, and I walked home feeling a little daft. The final straw came when I noticed that the shadow of my head was rectangular, and I hurried straight home and shaved it off before anyone saw me.

I did also persuade my neighbour to give himself a reverse mohican once. was quite amusing. He shaved that too after a day or so.

Nowadays I let my daughter cut my hair. She's not remotely qualified, but I quite like how it makes her cackle as she hacks chunks off, and I swear it looks better than any time I've let a hairdresser near it.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 3:45, 10 replies)

at the risk
of sounding thicker than the entire cast of the only way is Essex whats a reverse mohican?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 7:48, closed)

yeah you do sound a bit thick here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 9:10, closed)

if only there was a website where you could type something in and it would 'search' the internet for an explanation

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 10:23, closed)

I doubt we'll see anything like that within our lifetimes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 10:39, closed)

That would be sorcery

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 12 Nov 2015, 10:45, closed)

Well, think about a mohican hair cut and then imagine it inverted, or "reversed".

( Kroney, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 11:30, closed)

It is a bit of a non-PC term.
Nowadays, you should go to the hairdressers and ask for a "Reverse Cowboy"
( MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 11:44, closed)

I wouldn't mind with my hairdresser
She has a wazzo set of jugs
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 12 Nov 2015, 11:03, closed)

I imagine it being like a centre parting

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 15:11, closed)

It's a grotesque sexual manoeuvre which leaves the victim with a broken penis

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 18:19, closed)