Corruption,... AHAHAHAHAHAHahahhaa
fucking hell - how long have you got?!

that story takes currently 10,554 days and counting.

I don't intend on it stopping any time soon.


So please plesasepleases vote SLIME and sSAVe a LIFE for christmas angels and the fishes in the mongychops life hole.

oh and he says he's sorry for being norty can't we all just be friends..

we'll he doesn't but he does seeem genuninely saddened by the whole thing. it's very mean and frankly if could get in here I'm sure he'd have nothing but nice things to say. but he can't be cause you took away his toys and left him nothing to play with.

That's not very nice and you should be ashamed.

you're foul treatment of his attempts at friendship on a comedy website are grossly disproportionate and clearly not effective.#

You corrupted him.#

youtook his toys away.

you're the wretched hive of scum and villany I don't know your names nor those of star wars characyters, and frankly I like neither things right now. Yopu george lucas cheese footed cloth moneys.

Nothing but wallets with pigtails and highly strung nanny egos.

it's game you,plonkers. just a ride a lovely slide to oblivion taken forever and ever and ever full stop our men are going to leave us our children may too rolf harris for every in hearts dark and murder be the child the twunt the twi t the twat the endless the frozen wastes of fish suspended in time and lake of hate and melons house farmers puss breakers.

Your gimlet cocked, ares will be socks on hers as it is in her melons,

give us today and take us away to oblivion slides and self made bouncey castles in the sky and forgive us not if we try to make heaven on earth. because we're being norty and greedy and we should save some for later.


ours is the kindom the hour and the snorey

for ever and evargh

mongy chops
( arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:18, 37 replies)

This should win.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:23, closed)

Yes. But what?

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:34, closed)

The attention of bad men.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:36, closed)

Some kind of painful anally inserted trophy

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:41, closed)

yes please
my life is lived in the visceral servitude of warnings to others of mispent used and lack of understanding of basic narrative conformities
( arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:57, closed)

speak English, Pedro

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:47, closed)

I might harvest some spare accounts just to vote it up.
It's clearly the most ... interesting? ... post this week.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:55, closed)

No, you must be mistaken - there's no Dave here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:25, closed)

what the fuck is this?

( rofl harris, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:32, closed)

the effects of drinking too much PACT coffee

( pemulis, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:39, closed)

^Is that the stuff that Liemallow had the machine for?

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:31, closed)

I think it goes well with pizza cooked in fuck off massive ovens.

( rofl harris, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:49, closed)

Haha we have a right laugh here

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:40, closed)

when? is it compulsory?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:28, closed)

Do you have any of those funny* mushrooms left?




*not 'haha' funny.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:02, closed)

nothing on here is 'haha' funny

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:42, closed)

I ownly really do chesnuts or oysters

( arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:25, closed)

ownly?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:46, closed)

What the holy shuddering spandy-bright fuck are you on about you massive bellend?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:11, closed)

Woah..
It's jut word on a page. act your name not your wobblers.


The flounce is my coat of armour not yours.©
( arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:21, closed)

BALDMONKEY IS A FAT BALLBAG.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:06, closed)

I'm warming to you whorsepower/baby ray pissed

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 19:10, closed)

oh, hang on. that makes sense.
it's whorsepower isn't it.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 19:18, closed)

not quite enough lolracism as yet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:13, closed)

never mind, his mum will be along in a minute

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:14, closed)

The babblings of unctuous ferver
babble in my quieting brooks.

Thank you liegelord, hats
( arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:23, closed)

Are you fucking high?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:11, closed)

have you ever fucked high?
like tall or soft landings? Carpet rugged against extensions.

Fibres fuzz and buzz your feet into tingle sessions. Arm licks and tongue tastes mindboggled to spitprams.
( arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:19, closed)

Is this an answer after taking some massive drugs?
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:01, closed)

You're soooooooooo wacky and zany.

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:25, closed)

Hahahahah CLASSIC BALDMONKEY!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:35, closed)