Sorry but this must of been done
your mum.
(BlueFlyer, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, 12 replies)

Yup, 'fraid so.
First page. crackhouseceilidhband, I think.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, closed)

Ooooooo
So close, but so fail.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, closed)

of have
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, closed)

Q. How many /talkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.Your mum.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:54, closed)

h-AH-v
:( It's almost as irksome as saying pacific instead of specific.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:54, closed)

i bet
he could give a fuck
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:34, closed)

This
Is exactly why countdown should be forced into teenagers.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:23, closed)

if you thought it must have been done
then why the fuck did you write it anyway?

It clearly wouldn't have been funny the first time anyway, so what makes you think that repeating it would make it so?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:02, closed)

easy tiger
its only a bad pun!

Who was that bloke that posted a smug list of a load of sexual conquests a few months ago and got horribly flamed?

I was hoping for a pearoast of it!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:09, closed)

I'd forgotten about him
That was really funny (the response that is. Tha actual post was rather dull).
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:14, closed)

well
hopefully yes, by my dad


/I look like our milkman blog
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:03, closed)

Yep...
...she's a seventy five year old lifelong alcoholic with bad breath and a strange body odour.
Hope you enjoyed yourself - she spoke very highly of you!!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:57, closed)