
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Long time lurker, first time poster. During a solo night in of wine drinking and channel surfing, I ended up watching one of Sky's 8000 shopping channels. In my stupor I became transfixed as a gruff, elderly Yorkshire man expertly demonstrated the myriad chopping, slicing, dicing and grating applications of the Titan Peeler. My excited drunken purchase ultimately resulted in pain and bloodshed as, within minutes of the damn thing arriving, I sliced off the tip of my index finger trying to use the 'mandolin' attachment to speed-shave a courgette.
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:56, 2 replies)
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