My first mobile, a nokia ringo
It was shite, had no SIM card, that was just the number you had, started 083 for a start, which sadly I still know, anyway. Battery was measured in minutes, no such thing as SMSs in those days, could be listened to with a radio scanner, stored 10 numbers and a choice of 2 ringtones. And weighed the same as a large cat. It was shite.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:32, 5 replies)

And I could also put mobile phones in general
The very notion of being ringable wherever you are. At all times of day, giving you no escape. What a bell-end idea. Phones now are good due to the cameras and films/games/videos and such like. But a 'mobile phone'? What a fucking shit gadget.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:35, closed)

They're better than paying £125 for a land line to be connected

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:56, closed)

God no, rather pay 125 to only be reachable in the house
Than 20 quid to be annoyed everywhere I go, yet im seen as a freak if I choose not to buy one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:26, closed)

Errr...
Leave your mobile at home?
(MayorBoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, closed)

I cant
Cos once everyone knows you have one, you can never leave it at home.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:45, closed)