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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Sega Mega CD
Ever since I saw this video (selotaped to the front of Mean Machines Sega Magazine early 1992): www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhO-4Ymgk0M at the tender age of 12, my single goal of life was getting a MegaCD.

Despite the magazines reviews telling me otherwise, I was convinced that the full motion video and CD quality sound would translate into some sort of futuristic gaming experience where I could control the world. So I was a bit distraught that they wanted £250, knowing full well I could never convince mum and dad to fork out that much for one, I sadly carried on playing with my Megadrive.

About 18 months later at a car boot sale, joy of joys, I found a well used MegaCD for a slightly more reasonable £100. After much persuasion, I finally got mum to get out her cheque book which the chap running the stall greedily accepted, and even threw in a copy of Road Avenger (as demoed here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NXGlQt7s6Q) I swear I could hear him laughing an evil laugh as we walked away.

As soon as I got it home I raced up the stairs, hooked it up and started playing. For the first couple of months, I was amazed by Sewer Shark www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1WEq3dhnnI and an arcade perfect remake of Final Fight (my favourite arcade game ever)

But then I slowly realised the awful truth. 99% of the games were just Megadrive games with a little bit of grainy FMV crowbarred in, or running cartoons that gave you the thrilling option of pressing left or right every so often eg: (Time Gal: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY6dgxHcSEQ)

I then had a stroke while playing Sonic CD (Collision Chaos Zone Act 3)

Fucksocks
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:25, 14 replies)
All of this ^
apart from the 18 months is more like 15 years, and the bit about having a stroke :(
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:06, closed)
Wot,
no Night Trap?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:38, closed)
Yes I had Night Trap too
That game was ok, apart from having to sit through the same videos over and over every time you failed to trap enough monsters

I also had Microcosm, Fahrenheit and Tomcat Alley
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:49, closed)
Gah! Microcosm
awful, AWFUL game
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:17, closed)
impressive Blade Runner-esque FMV intro
but yes the game was total poo though
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, closed)
clicks
Ahh the Mega CD, one of the first nails in the coffin for Segas hardware division.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:37, closed)
Just to clarify
you literally had a stroke? If so, sorry to hear that - it's a fucked up thing to happen to a young person.

Also, Earnest Evans was pretty good - although it was pretty much a megadrive game with a nice soundtrack.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:40, closed)
Yes I did, but I'm ok now :)
I know the game didn't cause it, but I remember being quite fucked off as I had spent ages trying to get the chaos emerald for that level too.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:52, closed)
glad to hear you're ok
my ex had a stroke when she was 23. After a few months she could read and speak and write OK, but full recovery took over a year. I'd say it was well up there with the worst things that can happen to a human being.

If it makes you feel any better, I long ago decided that the chaos emeralds on Sonic CD were (like skateboarding) actually physically impossible.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:13, closed)
thanks matey
I think having the stroke at 14 was probably fortunate in the way I had stubborn teenage determination on my side. I was left totally paralysed down the one side of my body meaning I couldn't use a joypad; it was this that made me work really hard at physio so that I could get my gaming hand back.

I'm totally going to get an mega CD emulator and that game now :D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:03, closed)
I had a Mega CD.
Mum bought it from new. I loved it. Then again, it could also double up as a CD player for me because I hooked it up to the hi-fi.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:16, closed)
I got one dirt cheap for £20 at PC World
ex display unit with no box and came with just the power lead. It was the original and I had a Megadrive 2 so the two never quite fitted together correctly.

Fave game was Ecco the Dolphin with all the extra tunes that were released on the CD plus the grainy FMV's when I got to the Library level that the cart couldn't handle.

Other then that, it was shite.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:54, closed)
oh yes I had Ecco CD
the music was amazing
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:58, closed)

I STILL HAVE THAT VIDEO. Amazing. I was so excited, but didn't get a Mega CD. Sad Panda.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 7:58, closed)

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