
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I bought a bag of kernels, popped a batch for the kids, and sealed up the bag. Opening it up again a couple of months later, all I was able to do was burn kernel-shaped, black marks onto the pan (top tip: soaking in vinegar will allow you to scrub these off).
Boxes of microwave popcorn, are so much more convenient for the casual consumer (although, the unprocessed stuff was nicer).
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:51, closed)

We get through a bag of kernels per month or so. The microwave stuff is OK, well, the salted is. The buttered is acceptable. All other flavours should be banned from sale.
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