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I cycle 110 miles a week to and from work, if I didn't have to I wouldn't. If I owned an exercise bike I wouldn't ride it, if I joined a gym I wouldn't go. As it is I get loads of exercise and have thighs you could crack nuts on. Don't join a gym or buy shit exercise equipment, just get outside and fucking do something. Pissing about in a playground burns just as much as going to the gym.
( Peej, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:21, 2 replies)

Pissing about in a playground
will get you added to the register (particularly if you insist on demonstrating your nut-cracking abilities).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:27, closed)

I was on the sex offenders register when I was at school
Or Mr Brown as he preferred we call him.
( Peej, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:58, closed)

But cycling to work involves showering and changing clothes at work.
And when cycling becomes more fun than sitting down pedalling and watching TV then it significantly increases your risk of injury which I'm not even sure employers have to pay sick pay for.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:44, closed)