
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I went travelling a few years ago and before I left, one of my good friend's bought me something for 'an emergency'.
Turns out the pen-knife was smaller than my little finger and had 3 tools on it. A pair of very flimsy scissors, a tiny knife and another odd shaped tool.
I have never used it, nor have I ever had the opportunity to stab extremely small things or slice up stamp sized paper.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:39, 1 reply)

even a small one, must lead an exceptionally dull life, or have at least one long, sharp, fingernail.
( , Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:58, closed)
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