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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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this sounds like the start of a story that ends....
...and thats were I found the desicated remains of my father's penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:37, 1 reply)
I don't think it desiccates as well
Unless the penis was stored in silica gel.

I'm sorry. I can't help myself. I think I have a serious problem.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:47, closed)
Any body part left for years on a shelf in the basement will desiccate.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:02, closed)
*Checks basement*
You're absolutely right.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:11, closed)

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