Useless gadgets
The worst gadget in the world which was purchased from a Philipino website a couple of years ago is my fuckin' wife. Yes it was alright for a while, the odd morning BJ, sandwiches ready before you go to work that sort of thing but fuck me! All it does now it constantly cost me money!
Roll on death.
(WankSpanner ...seeks spanner wankerer, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:00, 4 replies)

Wow

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:37, closed)

I love it when spastics try to be funny.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:49, closed)

I LOve It
when spastic trolls try to be funny..
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:09, closed)

Um
If you're so unhappy, man-up and get a divorce.

Or do a Fred West.
(airbiscuit last dropped a meaty one in the lift on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:17, closed)