Bread Maker
The wife bought one of these, and set about making bread with a commendable sense of purpose. The results were delicious. There's nothing quite like coming down first thing in the morning to the smell of freshly baked bread.

Unfortunately, like any new fad, the initial enthusiasm began to fade and it now sits on the work surface gathering dust. If only I could convince wifey to make some more bread again. which brings me to me to my off-colour joke:

What's this difference between a wife and a breadmaker? You only have to punch the information into a bread maker, once.

Joke! Joke!

I'd never hit an inanimate object.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:02, 7 replies)

What's the difference between a wife and a vacuum cleaner?
The cleaner still sucks after a year.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:23, closed)

work service
or work surface?
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:48, closed)

changed
Thank you 'Edit' link.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:30, closed)

I like my breadmaker
I haven't bought bread for 18 months
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:36, closed)

I love my breadmaker
In fact, I loved her so much I married her.

Handmade bread FTMFW!
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, closed)

Off-colour joke to one side,
why not use the bread maker yourself?

Or was this all just a set-up for the shit joke?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:21, closed)

Yes, that's what the wife says
but I say, why have a dog and...
(Nitrous Nitrous, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:01, closed)