Depends who you ask
If you speak to Mrs no. 5 the mango slicer designed to make preparing the delicious tropical flesh of this juicy rotund tree produce is a pile of shit that makes a mess, splits parts of the nut off, bruises the insides, crushes her fingers and makes her wish she hadn't bothered before she then returns to grabbing a knife and trying to make the best of a bad job. She loves mango.

If you speak to me I will tell it's great, taking me all of three seconds to split a mango into two easy to consume halves and a nut to chuck out. Shame I can't fucking stand mango.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:05, 4 replies)

Quite right,
mangoes are rank.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:19, closed)

Bollocks.
You are eating those fucking great big green things from Brazil aren't you? They aren't a PROPER mango, they are more like a spud. What you need to try is Indian Alfonso (Hapoos) variety, small, golden and sweet, or perhaps the Pakistani Chaunsa variety. (You'll have to wait till next May now though, the season's over, and they can't be grown just anywhere like those nasty Tommy Atkins mangoes, they really are shite)

Then again, perhaps you just don't like mango. Hmmm, I didn't think about that.
(Rsoles, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, closed)

Funnily enough
I do like the dried Alfonso mango you can get.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:51, closed)

If I want to enjoy the taste of mango,
I'd do just as well to get drunk on something awful (Breezers, perhaps), then vom it all up again. At least I'd have the pleasure of getting drunk, before the unpleasantness began.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:12, closed)