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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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You bought a woman for £15?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, 1 reply)
If she was that cheap
It was probably your momma.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:30, closed)
Oh no you didn't!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, closed)
I've been unable to use a Breville
Since meeting your momma.

Her minge looked just like an opened cheese toastie. Yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:41, closed)
did it contain leeks?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:23, closed)

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