Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Shoulder MassagerTalking of inventions. You know those catalogues you get through the post, mostly aimed at the older generation, often full of dubious labour saving devices/gadgets. You know, the type that would get laughed out of Dragon's Den in about a nano-second. Next time one plops on the mat, check out the Shoulder Massagers.
*taps side of nose*
Just sayin.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:21, 2 replies)
Talking of Dragon's DenI'm now watching someone who has invented a chainmail jacket for a roast chicken.
I must have one!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:44, closed)
I've seen thisI imagine some old granny buying it for a relative.
I loved the way the model's holding against her neck, as if that's where you'd use it.
Further on in the issue that I saw, next to the large toe nail clippers were a set of adult DVD's, with dogging and MILF action.
I wonder if they are slipped in as a joke?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:26, closed)
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