Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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the best bra everis the triumph doreen
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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Named after the cheap, rather tacky car that was launched in 1952 to limited success.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:53,
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they're like reinforced tit scaffolding(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:26,
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I read that as "Dolomite"And I really hoped that it was fitted with a racy twin-cam.
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the best bra everis the one I get to witness being taken off.
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is the one I get to off?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:04,
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The worst was a front fastening 1as it took me nearly 1/2 an hr. of fumbling at the young ladies' back trying to release her lovely funbags before she calmly undid herself at the front and said "Is this what you were looking for?".
Doh.
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i rememberthe days of unbundling a pair of pert round jabbies for the first time before suckling on a nice big swollen nipple like a new born baby.
nowadyas after a couple of kids its like sucking on a piece of saggy leather
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I used to find front-fastening bras to be something of a relief,but I only ever see them on strippers, these days.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:28,
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Just pull down the shoulder strapsand have her step out of the damn thing. If she isn't too fat.
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