
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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It would always wake me up when we shared a room, and I'd lay there sniggering quietly as it built up steam, then it would spit and
"Bollocks! fucker!" my brother would go, then blearily get up and fuck off to work, leaving me to enjoy the nice fresh cup of tea :)
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)
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