Those of you who've met me know that I'm a goatee-wearer
It's quite frizzy and wiry, so I bought a special comb to make it more manageable.

All it did was pull like fuck and really hurt my chin, so I don't use it any more - instead, I've trimmed my goatee to a less frizzy length.

It was a really crap beard-calmer
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:26, 5 replies)

beard-calmer?
is that like a horse whisperer for beards or something?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:52, closed)

"The beard whisperer"
sounds like a gay movie.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:59, closed)

or "The Downstairs Beard Whisperers"
an erotic lesbian classic in the making
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:05, closed)

Whisperers Mumblers

"Mmph! Mmm-mmm mmmph, mph mm-mmmm!"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:09, closed)

I've seen that one
It was Swedish
(BearWithLittleBrain, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:17, closed)