battery operated glowstick
as a child at disney for the first time, i was so overexcited by the glowsticks that they sell when it turns dark. such beautiful glowing colours. i had never seen anything so cool. they were going to make me look so motherfucking cool at school when i got back. i spent a hefty chunk of my souvenir money on the precious things and loaded them gleefully around my little neck, wrists, ankles... hot pink, electric blue, stinging lime green, acid yellow... i was so, so happy.

and so, so gutted the next day when i got up eagerly to inspect my booty, only to see that they had all died in the night and i just had a series of stupid plastic tubes.

fast forward a hundred years, and the boy wants to take me to a rave. on a boat. now i am not a cool, rave-going kind of girl. i am more a "cheeeeer up sleeeeeepy jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean" at 3am kind of girl. but i wanted to rise to the challenge (and for the record, no pun intended, i'm fucking glad i did, best day out in london EVER. although that may have been the 80 degree sunshine and the unlimited vodka). so i bought battery operated flashing neon glowsticks rather than real ones. these fuckers wouldn't die on us. surely.

my faith was misplaced. they lasted about 2 mins. we spent the rest of the rave looking as if we were wearing tampons around our necks. sadly we were so smashed that this only became apparent on examining the photos the next day.

fucking batteries. fucking glowsticks. fucking useless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:20, 3 replies)

I bought some juggling balls with LED's in them
They are pretty amazing they can pulse through 3 or 4 colours unfortunatly they take 4 lithium watch batteries each meaning it costs around £20-£30 to refill once the charge goes.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:06, closed)

can you juggle though?
mine would just sit on the shelf and reproach me for my lack of juggling skills.

occasionally someone would probably think it hilarious to shove them down his pants. he'd be wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:18, closed)

I can juggle
I can do some great 3 ball tricks like 'mills mess'

This in the dark with strobing juggling balls is excellent
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, closed)