How can something be creepy 30 years later?
I had a conversation when I was about 6. At the time it was just a kid's argument. About 30 years later I realised what it meant....

EDIT - WARNING. THIS MAY SPOIL YOUR DAY.

Wind back your clock 32 years and a 6-year-old Ugi was playing in the garden with a little girl, Caroline I think, who lived a couple of houses away. Typical kiddie conversation:

C: You poo through your willy!
U: No I don't!
C: You do.
U: No I don't. I've got one and you haven't. I should know.
C: Yes. You do. Boys do that.
U: I really don't.
C. You do. I know you do because Sarah's* daddy does.
U: I don't and Sarah's daddy doesn't either.
C: He does. Sarah told me. She said her daddy put his willy in her mouth and did a poo in it.
U: She's making it up. That's just silly.
C: She told me.
U: I don't believe you.
*wanders off to play with someone sensible*

Anyone else creeped out by this and think in retrospect that Sarah was a very unfortunate little girl?

Apologies for lack of jollies.

* I have made this name up. I don't think I actually knew the girl at the time and I certainly don't remember her name now. I regret, however, that the story is 100% true.

( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:50, 14 replies)

deserves a click because its the only story where someone else's experience has creeped me out to the point where it has ruined the day and made me die a little bit inside
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:52, closed)

Sorry about that.
But you did ask.*


* well, not you personally, but collectively.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:59, closed)

Maybe
But children do say all sorts of weird things without it being anything sinister. It does sound like an odd way to describe what I think you're implying, doesn't it?
(richardm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:53, closed)

At age 6...
.. you have only encountered two things that come out of your "bottom". It was not wee. Therefore it was the other one.

The conversation was a little more protracted as I recall it but did not really shed a great deal more light on the question. The idea that boys wee and poo through their willys was, however the key topic. I'm pretty sure that means what I think it means.

Why should she say that he put it in her mouth, never mind anything else?
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:56, closed)

So the creepy thing is Sarah's dad could poo out of his willy?
right?
( Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)

I wish.

( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:58, closed)

It would
take a lot longer.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:06, closed)

Oh.
Oh gosh.

That's rather upset my gentle middle class sensibilities.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:55, closed)

You can imagine, perhaps
the "oh shit" moment I had when the penny dropped many, many years later.

Yes, clearly I am that slow.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:58, closed)

there's something almost deserving of respect about a nonce so charismatic and persuasive that he can sell the idea of a blowjob to a six year old by telling her that he will shit in her mouth during it
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:59, closed)

It was clear from the conversation...
.. that the "pooing" came as a surprise, to Sarah at least.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:01, closed)

Oh... that just knocked me sick
:-(
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:05, closed)

Sorry. I'll give it a health warning.
Edit - done.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:08, closed)

This has spoiled my day :-(

( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:17, closed)

COLOSTOMY INCEST

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:21, closed)

^ is the name of my new band.
Thanks for the inspiration, Dr. Shambolic!
( - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:25, closed)

Read the warning. Read on anyway.
Spoiled my day.
(bblgoose, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:59, closed)

I got told something like this when I was about 11.
I just plain didn't believe it. Older and wiser now.
(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:49, closed)

That's the thing:
It wasn't creepy at the time. Just enraging because I obviously knew what I was talking about and she so obviously didn't. Even at 11 I wouldn't have got it, I'd bet, because our school sex-ed classes were rather light on technique. But even much later it didn't occur to me what was going on. It really did take 30 years for the penny to drop but it certainly felt creepy when it did. I guess you were similar.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:00, closed)

I can relate to the 'Flippin'eck, so THAT'S what was going on!!' moment as it happened to me too.
On a school trip when I was a skinny 10 year-old, a male teacher persuaded me to go back to the coach alone with him and suddenly pinned me down on my back on a seat.

Just as suddenly, he stood up and walked off. I was baffled so said nothing about it - what could I say? I knew nothing about sex and had no idea what he'd been up to.

Ten years later, after my own first baby was born, the incident came to mind and I understood what he'd been up to. Nothing serious had happened to me but I bet I wasn't the only kid he tried it on.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:50, closed)

Fucking hell
that's knocked me sick.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:52, closed)

.
What? You mean that now you like kids as well?!
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:46, closed)