I'll tell you what's worse.
The 'supernatural romance' section of Waterstones.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:50, 2 replies)

I'd love to say I've left it all behind by moving across the world,
But sadly the cheap bookshop here is full of it. I always involuntarily scowl at those books while making my way to the much-more-wholesome military history section.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55, closed)

I do hope you march, quick time, and stamp your feet when you arrive.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:59, closed)

No, but when the shop assistant asks me to pay,
I stare moodily into the middle distance with narrowed eyes for a few seconds, snap out of it and say "sorry, I was back there for a minute".
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:09, closed)

they don't know man

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:12, closed)

How many Vietnam War veterans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You don't know? OF COURSE YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16, closed)

I had no idea things had got this bad
a whole section? I don't think I understand - is this like Twilight and various bookalikes? Or is it some new genre I've not yet encountered of "I'm in love with my poltergeist" type books?
Or maybe - "fucking with angels - how to seduce the Lord's heavenly choir"

Hey - i like that. Especially chapter 12: dogging with angels.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:12, closed)

Viz recently had a letter from Edna Pupice or whatever saying that
They should surround the grand master paintings in the Tate with policemen, and anyone caught looking at the naked cherubs should be immediately arrested for paedophilia.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, closed)

Well, I agree
those naked, doe-eyed flirty little cherubs are enough to drive anyone to paedophilia and should be banned immediately. As should Jesus - he's been giving me come-on eyes lately and I think it's turning me gay.

That's why images of Muhammad are banned, you know.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, closed)

coz he's a Homo?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:38, closed)

Of course not. I'd never say anything like that on a public forum, not even in jest
I'm just saying that Muhammad has this pouty look that he does that instantly turns other men into homosexuals, and therefore all his followers are gay - that's all.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:48, closed)

In the Philadelphia Museum of Art
There's a painting of dozens of nude pre-pubescent children just standing around a forest stream all facing towards the viewer. I can't remember who the artist was now, but I do remember that he was Belgian. "Figures" I thought to myself.
(Vainomoinen went looking for the Sampo on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:21, closed)

Supernatural romance
is books like Twilight. I think the main characters are typically a human woman and a man who's a vampire, werewolf etc.

Buffy fans seem to be generally convinced that Buffy has nothing to do with this sort of silliness.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

indeed
its not like she ever shagged either Angel or Spike.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:48, closed)