Creepy!
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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Pet Taxidermy
I know a woman who had her dead cat stuffed and mounted.
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uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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*something about mounting and stuffing her cold pussy*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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must be a
Welsh joke in there somewhere as well.
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username failed moderation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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old taxidermy joke
..."Do you want them mounted?"
"No, just rubbing noses"
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sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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Old Emo Philips joke
"I caught a forty pound sea bass, and I was just dying to mount it......but there were people around"
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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Ha! Not heard that one
I like his asthma attack joke.
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sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:27,
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And also
"I'm in the park, watching all the children jumping and shouting...
Well, they don't know I'm using blanks..."
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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I was going to post
this
![](http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01737/kittens-tea-party_1737744i.jpg )
about the stuffed animal museum in Sussex.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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Awww!
*votes pet taxidermy*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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And sell it via advertising on the back of TV magazines.
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oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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That used to be in Potters Museum of Curiosities along with loads of other weird stuffed animal sets
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insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14,
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There are similar
in a museum in York, including things with arab claws for heads.
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sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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I find it
sad rather than creepy. Did you mean crab claws or real Arabs?
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:51,
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Why the fuck did she have to get someone to shag it before she put it on the wall, that's just cruel!
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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