Not me but the shop nextdoor
was a very high class maternity wear shop.

It had nice comfy chairs just outside the changing rooms.

One afternoon when all the changing rooms were full of pregnant ladies a man came in, sat down in the chair, got his lad out and wanked himself square and round again.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:40, 12 replies)

That last sentence

is one of the funniest things I've read this year.

Many clicks.
( Moey, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:42, closed)

Brilliant
A fine turn of phrase!
(Lord Blumpy is mildly off-topic on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:47, closed)

Eminently clickable
So I did.

*click*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:49, closed)

The last line made me proper laugh out loud!

( Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:18, closed)

He got what out?
Isn't that child molestation as well?
(Shameless, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:55, closed)

I laugh, but
I have a friend who broke up with a fellow when he started encouraging her to gain weight so she'd 'look pregnant', because he thought pregnant women were hot.

She admitted being grateful that she hadn't slept with him yet since, in her words, 'I don't think I'd ever feel clean again.'
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:58, closed)

Agreed. Best. Sentence. Ever.
*click*
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:21, closed)

So,
were you thrown out of the shop then, or did no one notice you?

*clicky*
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:26, closed)

YEAH AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!!
You will never catch me.
square and round..... fucking ace.
Have a click.
(BobbyLove, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:13, closed)

I read this
and it made me laugh.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:08, closed)

As others have said....
"wanked himself square and round again." is a magnificent phrase that I shall be using in future.
(brainwrong, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:14, closed)

Used square and round today
Everyone else thought it was ace too.
(BobbyLove, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:23, closed)