And btw, they refuse to speak to me, not I refuse to speak to them.
(Helo, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, 2 replies)

Yes, and I can see why.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, closed)

what
because he didn't wear a specific pair of trousers? You think that's grounds for disowning a child? Bit of perspective, anyone?
The OP's dad sounds like a right dick, especially with the whole cancer shenanigans. Makes me gladder than ever my father is awesome.
(jennymnemonic, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, closed)

No, because he's a selfish flouncing fuck-yeti.
Do try to keep up, inferior forum user.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, closed)

I heard that having cancer means you get a brown belt

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:34, closed)

Bowel cancer maybe =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, closed)

lolololol

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:36, closed)

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:34, closed)

Hahahaha
silly cheryl coles dad, comedy website is not newsgroup.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, closed)

True
But the rest of it is fairly bang on right?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, closed)

Yeah
it's quite clear that certain people are trying to CONTROL us through DIVIDE and CONQUER and THREATENING people. Online.
Internet = serious business.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:43, closed)

I don't think it's fair to say 'helo' is a troll, I'm sure s/he is a very nice person.
Please don't go around calling 'helo' a troll when they've just been open and honest with you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, closed)

I'm struggling to see where anyone other than perhaps Happy Phantom and Helo have done any of that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:57, closed)

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01, closed)

Well done on being able to post pictures from another website.
Do you fancy addressing my point now?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:02, closed)

I cannot comment
I have not seen Happy Phantom or Helo trolling you or anyone for that matter. Anyway best to not take it to seriously you are entitled to do what you do but don't seem to like people responding in a negative light.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, closed)

To be fair, Happy Phantom is a massive white knight rather than a troll.
He's still a bit shit mind.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, closed)

I think he is fairly funny
He wrote a funny poem about Fris earlier....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, closed)

Nothing at all troll-like about your rather repetetive posting strategy, is there? You know, the one where you pick a random post, chuck out some halfwitted babble and a few swears, then link to it from /talk so everyone there can share in and marvel at your incisive Swiftean wit.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19, closed)

yeah
go go gadget lol
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, closed)

go go gadget rofflecopter

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, closed)

GO GO GADGET IAMDEADCLEVERANDAMRUNNINGTOTHEAIDOFANINTERNETMAIDEN

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:25, closed)

GO GO GADGET RICKROLL
this is comedy gold this is^
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:25, closed)

How
can helo be an internet maiden? he is a 26 (roughly) year old gay man.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:41, closed)

So you're just a bit thick then?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:48, closed)

I guess i'm not up to speed
on all this "knighting" and "maiden" terminology, I always assumed that if you were doing it, you would hope to get something out of it, i.e a shag.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:10, closed)

Oh man, that's me well and truly put in my place.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, closed)

YEAH!
TOO FUCKING RIGHT! YEAH!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24, closed)

I'll have to stop getting massively upset at every single post on QOTW that isn't someone metaphorically sucking someone else's willy.
Oh, hang on...
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:26, closed)

Good, Winston
I for one hail the coming of our new utopian society where people can embellish dull anecdotes of their life without the threat of people telling them to get a fucking grip on themselves!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:33, closed)

I will have no part in your dystopian nightmare.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:34, closed)

... yet

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:35, closed)

Good choice - doing so might disrupt your super-tunnel vision focus on becoming massively upset over a complete stranger's choice of trouser.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:42, closed)

Oh god, my hypocrisy meter just broke.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:45, closed)

I bet this gets posted on "the truth about 9/11" forums all the time
it's pretty much entirely irrelevant here, unless this really has become a place for online therapy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, closed)

I was under the impression that it was a comedy site.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:14, closed)

Dunno
I've been cracking up over badly written sob stories about people's dead Dads this week, so I suppose it's doing the job.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:20, closed)

Yeah but
Don't you see Braindead, laughing at a B3ta'ns sexuality, or the fact that they had cancer is not funny to everyone. Although that stuff wasn't uttered by yourself, it may as well have been. Now don't get me wrong you're entitled to post what the hell you like but as I keep saying don't get upset when people don't sign up to your weekly blog and newsletter.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:59, closed)

Whoa whoa whoa,
I may as well have been laughing at his cancer? Where did that come from? I only said he was being a bit of a prick for refusing to compromise.
Also, I don't have a weekly blog or newsletter, nor do I get upset on here, because only pricks do that.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:09, closed)

Yup. You posting about something you disagree with on a board you dislike, feeling that it's of such universal importance that you link to it from an entirely separate board, then indulging your bizarre fixation with having the last word (however retarded) in every single subthread, has nothing whatsoever to do with you being irrationally upset and somewhat self-absorbed. Anyone disagreeing with you, however, is clearly lolupset at the internet/a 'shut-in'/any of your other dull cliches.

Science.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:23, closed)

Exactly my point
you linked the OP to /talk and invited people to the thread that took the piss out of Helo for being gay and having cancer, that is not the corner stone of a comedy website, it's called getting your kicks by abusing someone. It's all there at the top of the post, so you have associated yourself with this nonce sense. I'm not irate or pissed off, in fact i'm in quite a good mood. I am not ganging up on you, as you can see there is only a couple of us on this thread that object, however left to your own devices you would have most definately have been ganging up on the OP....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:04, closed)

Nonce Sense
is that a peado's special power?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:14, closed)

Yes....
Yes it is.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:15, closed)

oh dear.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:54, closed)

Is that a picture of Helo at the christening?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:58, closed)

you should add, as a technique:
DISAGREEING WITH ME! :(
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, closed)