
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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we were making love by Wednesday,
and on Thursday,
I found out
she was underage.
Was jailed on Sunday.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:35, 36 replies)

( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:36, closed)

Born to do I.T.
Which is helpful as that's the only way he can earn a living these days.
"Craig David all over your *windows error noise*"
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:32, closed)

In which case the government gives you free money and leaflets on how to rape white girls with impunity.
This is not what my grandad didn't die in the war for.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 0:05, closed)

Or is this you trying to conceal your true thoughts beneath a shredded tarpaulin of irony?
Either way you're looking a bit of a cunt.
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( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 8:27, closed)

sad times
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 8:31, closed)

Of this thread.
"Who will buy my angry eggs?" sang the Greengrocer as he smashed another dozen into my face...
Know that despite your grumpy, spiky behaviour I still love you with all my hate.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:30, closed)

you massive fucking spastic
I hope you get blown up on the tube
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:41, closed)

And bread.
It's eurocrat political correctness gone mad
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:53, closed)

I realise you live in the soppy ITV version of the 1950s but here in the 21st century there is a wee bit more flexibility.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:58, closed)

( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:00, closed)

perhaps work a bit harder so you don't have live in a backwards village full of surveyors
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:04, closed)

I'll try and pay more attention to retarded banter on a comedy website in the future.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:08, closed)

Keep going... Mmmm... Yeah... Prove my point harder! Come on you slag I'm nearly there...
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:13, closed)

Is that your indirect & euphemistic way of saying you wanna chuck your mayonnaise up my servants entrance?
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:23, closed)

I meant I hope you bleed to death from horrific injuries sustained as a result of shrapnel from the explosion caused by a Jihadist suicide bomber on a London Underground train.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:40, closed)

You repeat yourself.
I hope that too by the way. And hey, if that does happen, at least I won't die alone.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:41, closed)
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