Medical screwup
When I was a student I thought I could make some easy money volunteering to be a guinea pig in neuroscience research - it involved minor brain surgery, but I foolishly thought the rewards outweighed the risks. It turned out to be a massive error in judgement, as there was a bit of a cock-up, and the part of my brain that controls my lower leg movement ended up fused with part of my memory centre.

I kick myself whenever I think about it.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:54, 8 replies)

no no no no no no no no
no
( rofl harris, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:05, closed)

Heheheheheh

(itsOnlyGoingToGetHairier, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:14, closed)

Fantastic, Sir!
*applauds vigorously*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:14, closed)

clickety click click

(JellyBelly JellyBelly, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:25, closed)

up with this sort of thing

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:06, closed)

Have mercy, sirrah!

( MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:08, closed)

big groans all round
but still got a click from me
( fluffymitten NAN, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 20:59, closed)

Proper snork from me - well done!
( Strangey is present at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 12:49, closed)