My housemate
One evening I was happily cooking my meal, when in comes my house mate with her bin. After exchanging a few words I notice she is emptying her bin into the sink. Noticing my confused look she explains "I was sick in my room earlier." it takes a few seconds to click what had happened. "Wait, you mean you threw up in your bin?"
"Yes."
"The bin you just emptied into the sink."
"Yes."
"The kitchen sink? The sink in the kitchen? Where we cook food?"
"Yes."
"That's disgusting! Why didn't you empty it into the toilet?"
"Some one was in."
"We have 5 toilets, They coulden't all be in use!"
"It was an hour ago, what's the problem?"
"You threw up an hour ago, held onto the sick, then rather then going when the bathroom was free and pouring it down the toilet, you come into the kitchen and empty it into the sink? What about hygene?!"
"I rinsed it with cold water, it's fine. Why are you making such a big deal?"
"I just.. I don't... Never mind."
Unable to convince my friend her actions were not those of a well person, I gave in. Boiled the kettle several times, emptyed that into the sink, then a large amount of bleach, more boiling water and more bleach. I still can't understand what she was thinking.
(Mong goose, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:00, 12 replies)

You cook in the sink?
(Freakmandu, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:54, closed)

This
Is what I would like to know. . .
(moosefish, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:15, closed)

Haha!
I was thinking the same thing. Bits of food on the plate goes in the sink.. Food from your stomach goes in the sink.. What's the difference?
(MrNorm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:05, closed)

this is why I love b3ta.....
something nagged at me from the OP, and lo and behold, first reply nails it.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:20, closed)

housemates are fun
Mine never bought any communal items for the house. I once waited 3 weeks for him to replenish the bog roll (keeping my own secret stash, of course). He didn't. Wonder what he used instead....
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:59, closed)

sniff the curtains

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:23, closed)

It's vomit
Not ebola. It's hardly likely to kill you.
( le brian, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:49, closed)

Could have been vomit caused by ebola
I wouldn't want it in my sink.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:26, closed)

your housemate may be an idiot
but you are an OCD autism
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:00, closed)

Its a dumb thing to do
but you wont die from it.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:26, closed)

NOT ENOUGH BLEACH OR BOILING WATER
overkill
(mersault, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:37, closed)

i do not know what i was thinking!
I once got so obliterated I woke up and made my way to the loo. Mid way through relieving my bladder, my flat mate walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told him to get out the bathroom only for him to call to the other housemates. It was only then the realisation hit that I had followed the floor plans from my mums house and was in fact in the kitchen, pissing in the bin and my housemate catching me had caused me to turn and relive myself on the kitchen floor too. Made my way sheepishly back to my room after and the next day gave the kitchen a good clean. Never lived it down. Good times! At least it was only piss and was funnier too when my flatmates didn't realise at first and walked through my piss in their socks. It's okay, they have done worse!!!
(Something funny, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:52, closed)