What was I thinking?
CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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Time for me to roast my first ever pea
When I was young and stupid - as opposed to now when I am old and stupid - and horny, I hit upon the idea of using washing-up liquid as wanking lubricant.
NEVER, EVER DO THIS!
It stang. It stang. It stang. IT STANG LIKE A HORDE OF FIRE ANTS HURLING THEMSELVES GLEEFULLY UP MY JAP'S EYE.
I screamed. I SCREAMED.
The pain faded gradually over 2 days and I was too scared to wank for at least a week.
WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!?
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17, 10 replies)
When I was young and stupid - as opposed to now when I am old and stupid - and horny, I hit upon the idea of using washing-up liquid as wanking lubricant.
NEVER, EVER DO THIS!
It stang. It stang. It stang. IT STANG LIKE A HORDE OF FIRE ANTS HURLING THEMSELVES GLEEFULLY UP MY JAP'S EYE.
I screamed. I SCREAMED.
The pain faded gradually over 2 days and I was too scared to wank for at least a week.
WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!?
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17, 10 replies)
You might have been able to blow a bubble, though
which would have been one hell of a party trick
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:41, closed)
which would have been one hell of a party trick
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:41, closed)
I don't know about that,
But all I can think of now is some sort of demented smutty version of the old ad where the kid needed the fairy bottle to make a space ship off of Blue Peter or something!
It makes more sense in my head, honestly.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)
But all I can think of now is some sort of demented smutty version of the old ad where the kid needed the fairy bottle to make a space ship off of Blue Peter or something!
It makes more sense in my head, honestly.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)
.
For glans that do bitches that do spoff on their face. Or something.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:25, closed)
For glans that do bitches that do spoff on their face. Or something.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:25, closed)
although....
probably soft as a baby's bum if the ads are to be believed
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:05, closed)
probably soft as a baby's bum if the ads are to be believed
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:05, closed)
That's the detergent, sodium lauryl sulphate - effective but harsh.
Still, it's a good thing you didn't try to use conditioner as lube, as the detergent in that (cetrimonium chloride) is even nastier.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:29, closed)
Still, it's a good thing you didn't try to use conditioner as lube, as the detergent in that (cetrimonium chloride) is even nastier.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:29, closed)
I used conditioner all the time, still do. Not as lube for intercourse; but for wanking, you betcha.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:57, closed)
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