Life begins when your 40 they all say.
Well I'm 43 and if my life doesn't get interesting soon I may have to go and get something pierced again.

And there's only so many things I can put rings in that my boss won't see.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:00, 224 replies)

I don't know
you could put rings down each side, that's got to give you at least 4 or 5 more inches of piercable area?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:04, closed)

Yes Al.
But I don't want my genitalia looking like a curtain rail.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:07, closed)

Oh don't do that...
it'll look like you're getting ready to hang curtains.

EDIT: Ha! We think the same way!

There are further comments to make on the back of that one, but I'm far too nice to make them.
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:08, closed)

But
you could hang silk scarves on it and look all alluring while ostensibly naked.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:08, closed)

Have you tattooed anything?

And what if you shag your boss? Your secrets will be discovered.
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:11, closed)

Oh! btw
Did I mention that getting your thruppeny bits pierced fucking hurts.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:11, closed)

Or it'd save you getting the knot right on your clothes when belly dancing...
Then again, would hurt if someone got excited and gave it a yank.
(Belgaer is, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:12, closed)

@Clendrix
I don't think my mum would like it if I shagged my boss.......he's my step-day. EW!
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:12, closed)

threepenny bit?
i'd always thought it was a tuppence. yours must be worth more than mine!

still, we're both better than my friend ginger who calls it a ha'penny.

maybe BECAUSE hers is ginger?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:14, closed)

@BGB
*shrieks* - oops! How inappropriate of me! Doubt your mum would be impressed.

Can't imagine getting pierced down there. Very brave of you.
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:16, closed)

@Clendrix
Actually getting the nips done hurt much more.

@Rachelswipe - Thruppeny bit, tuppence, half a crown....it's all cunt : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:19, closed)

Oh dear...
yes, I suppose they're worse.

*plans to not plan to get pierced*
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:24, closed)

Mine was good
but now I feel inadequate as all three of my piercings are in my ears.
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:32, closed)

Evening Ancrenne
Had a lovely weekend. I now have a clean house and a bit flat bit of rubble to build my patio on.

And i've learned that havig your genitals pierced hurts more than your nipples.

Frankly, I'm glad I only got my nose and ear pierced.

But the tattoos hurt more.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:32, closed)

Hi ancrenne.
Yesterday was poo. Today I purchased a very large shiny red handbag so I'm on a bit of a handbag high at the moment. I may need a glass of wine to come down later.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:32, closed)

Al's not paying attention.
Nips hurt more than other.

And tattoos are bloody painful because they take so long. At least piercings are over in a flash.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:34, closed)

Oops
Sorry BGB, wasn't reading closely enough.

Do they hold your nipples in a clamp before piercing, or do they just put it on the edge of a table?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:36, closed)

Aha!
Feel slightly better - tattoo didn't really hurt.

Perhaps I'll stop there and pretend I'm really hard and cool (instead of progressing with piercings and crying like a girl).
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)

Good evening all you lovely people.
I always seem to foget I have my nipples pierced until in gets cold.
I didn't find it painful when I got them done though...Is it wrong that I ummm, actually quite liked it?
( wanderlust, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)

@Al
Edge of a table wtf! They don't put it in a vice you know. Their held in a clamp.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)

@clendrix
but where was your tattoo?

The one on my shoulder didn't really hurt, but the one in the small of my back was agonizing.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:38, closed)

On my wrist...
but yes, my friend had one in the small of her back and nearly killed our lovely tattoo man.
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:40, closed)

Oooo! I want one on my wrist.
I can't really get it done until I know for definite what's happening with my future employment.

The one on my back was agony. Like having a blowtorch on there for 40 minutes.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:42, closed)

@ancrenne
do you have 2 and 3, or are you very lopsided with ear piercings?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:51, closed)

hello miss ancrenne
oooo a drink is just what I need about now!

EDIT: You are a brave lady for piercing yourself...Ouch!!
( wanderlust, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:56, closed)

Owwwww!
*shudders*

Don't know why that makes me so squeamish. I used to stick safety pins through my arms when I was young and depressed. That doesn't faze me at all.

Strange really.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:57, closed)

Spain are winning
which I'm sure you all really care about.

Ooh, ancrenne, self-piercing. Worth it for the vodka consumption, I suppose.
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:58, closed)

@clendrix
deservedly so I would say. Almost made it 2-0 there as well.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:59, closed)

@clendrix
Your not one of those strange women that like football are you? Wonky DNA and all that.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:59, closed)

Ning all
I've got fairly standard piercings as well, 6 in each ear although I don't wear them anymore, nose, tongue and belly. Three tattoos, none of them hurt.

I really want to get my ear done again, but the insidey bit that's like a nubbin where the arch is if that makes sense.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:00, closed)

All piercings
make me squeamish. Even watching someone put in an earring makes me squirm slightly.

As for tattoos, I don't like them at all. Why spoil perfectly good skin by dyeing it permanently?

I sound like a right grumpy git tonight. Sorry!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:00, closed)

*passes K2k6 a cane to wave around in the air and a flat cap to put back on his head as he stomps off muttering "bloody kids"*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:02, closed)

@K2K6
Philistine!
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:02, closed)

vodka
would be lovely, though just the one. I think I've been drunk and disorderly enough this weekend!
( wanderlust, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:02, closed)

@becky
are you selling public displays of affection there?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)

It were all fields round here
when K2k6 were a lad...

No, I know what you mean. Took me 15 years to make up my mind about my tattoo. Glad I got it, but I do sometimes look at it and can't believe I did.
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)

Hello everyone!
*Waves*

I'm dead boring me - I've only got the one piercing, in the left ear. And I had to be cajoled and bullied into that...

No tattoos, 'cos I'm a bit, well, squeamish about that sort of thing. Although if I were to get one, I know what it would be - it's horribly geeky, but also suitably vague that no-one other than the geekiest of geeks would get the reference...

More wine? Don't mind if I do...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)

Yes, I know
I realise I'm in the minority, BGB, but I think tattoos are awful! Nothing personal though, folks.

*dons flat cap*

*waves cane at random passerby*

"In my day...."
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)

@DG
It's a dalek isn't it.

Admit it.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:13, closed)

Al
Why yes I am...

*snogs everyone*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:13, closed)

I's guess DG's tattoo
would probably be of his grandson. Or perhaps Dalek Khan - without his protective knobbly Dalek shell.

Edit - snogs Becky back (with added marmalade)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:15, closed)

@K2K6
I've just stalked your profile again and seen the new pic. Hey! who knew an old grump like you could be quite handsome : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:17, closed)

bloody marys for breakfast
rock my socks!
( wanderlust, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:19, closed)

@BGB
You sure it was my profile you clicked on?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:19, closed)

50!
woo!

edit - bugger, damn you k2k6. Even if you are devilishly handsome.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:20, closed)

Sadly
I'm selling the PDA's and server ram for a friend and have promised to pimp them everywhere I go online as he's doing a massive computer clearout, so can't accept snogs this time.

*uploads some tat onto eBay for snoggage*

Edit: you're right, he is rather tasty in that photo :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:20, closed)

@K2K6
For a blonde, your OK looking. A bit Swedish for my tastes.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:22, closed)

I hope this isn't too big.



Aw! I wuv you all!
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:26, closed)

Oh BGB
We love every pierced bit of you, too!
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:27, closed)

Blimey
That's more female compliments (all 2 of them) than I've had in a while.

BGB's cartoon - seconded!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, closed)

Awwwww!
Thanks BGB.

hopes he's one of the friends

Right, I shall bid you all goodnight. I won't be around for the next few days. Try not to have too much fun without me.

Edit - what about my compliment K2k6?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, closed)

Evening all
How are all the minions this fine day?

And BGB, get internal piercings. They're the future...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, closed)

@ancrenne
I'm going to be in a documentary that my friend is in. I was filmed on friday getting rather drunk. I'm cringing thinking about the interview bit I did! No idea what I said, I was quite slurry and had mascara running down my face.
( wanderlust, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, closed)

Bye al
Hopefully see you Friday.

What's everyone up to this evening? I've been sorting through more stuff for eBay and filling out all the admin rubbish for work as a new starter thing. Relaxing with crisps and pear cider now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)

@POD
There was a women who got her cervix pierced.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:34, closed)

Bye, al
I didn't count your compliment because you're not female!

But thanks anyway!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:36, closed)

That's just a bit strange
And when I say a bit, I mean a lot. An awful lot.

I'm setting up my new computer this evening. Downloading all the stuffs I need to make it teh awesome.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, closed)

*giggles and waves*
Evening all :o)

On the original subject, I have 3 piercings in each lug and one in my nose. I currently sport 3.5 tattoos, 3 of which are my own *special* designs. The "half" tat was meant to be a heart with a rose going through it; 2 factors made it go tits-up. Firstly, Ozzie (Jobson of Byker Bridge - that's how hard I was 20 years ago) happened to hit a nerve, causing my leg to have a spakattack. Also, he ad-libbed some yellow into the heart instead of doing it all red.

"What the fuck is that?" I screached, "Fucking adipose tissue????!!"

The result was extra thick black outlines and the thing looks like a fecking turnip.

Meh!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:38, closed)

I've been watching the football
which makes me a social pariah as far as B3ta is concerned, but I like it and I'm not ashamed. Besides, Germany lost, so that's something we can share.
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:39, closed)

@ al
Bye honey!

*blows kisses*

Miss you already! ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:41, closed)

*snogs ancrenne*
tis feckin' shite, that half tat.

*goes off on tangent*

Now, colonic irrigation, that's another faecal matter altogether....

*slopes off for poo & quick bath*

See you in a bit xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:46, closed)

I'm off to bed soon.
Just as it starts to get interesting on here again. Bah! I thought us oldies needed less sleep and not more.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:47, closed)

I need sleep tonight
I got a good two hours sleep last night, then got up at 4:30 to go to the airport. Then waited for seven and a half hours because my plane was delayed.

*sobses*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:49, closed)

Despite my previously mentioned dislike of tattoos
I'm highly amused that Tourette's has one which looks like a turnip!

I think if I ever had a major change of opinion and got a tat, a turnip would be the thing to have.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:49, closed)

Don't go BGB!
Bye al!

*Snogs ancrenne back*

Ahem. OK. Tattoos. If I had one, it wouldn't be a Dalek or owt like that.

No, this would be my choice...

cgi.ebay.co.uk/Doctor-Dr-Who-Seal-of-Rassilon-vinyl-decal-sign-sticker_W0QQitemZ160251678537QQihZ006QQcategoryZ72212QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1713.m153.l1262

Geeky and yet almost Celtic at the same time...

*slurps wine and toasts Spain for beating ze Germans*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:51, closed)

@K2K6
Or a swede.



Edit - Ooooo! nice choice for a tatt DG.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:51, closed)

Grandad...
do it!
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:53, closed)

my poor pizza
was a major disappointment. 2 mins too long in my fierce oven and my luscious 4 cheese and veggie pizza is now a blackened frisbee.... murp!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:56, closed)

@BGB
Given that you said I already look like a Swede, my having a tattoo of one may be a little narcissistic...

Edit - evening rswipe. And never mind. There's always Domino's.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:57, closed)

@ ancrenne
probably my right 'bicep'... to balance out the fact that my left ear is pierced.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:58, closed)

I feel your pain Rswipe
I hate it when that happens.



Right it's nearly 10pm so I'm off to bed now. Don't stay up too late you lot cause it work tomorrow : )

Edit - that was the joke K2K6.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:58, closed)

I'm off for a bit too
got a copy of wanted I've been waiting to see
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:59, closed)

@BGB
I realised that after posting it.

It's been a busy weekend.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:59, closed)

ancrenne...
Possibly. Just possibly. I do like the design, I must admit, and it does nail my geek colours firmly to the mast without being too obvious...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:02, closed)

I have two piercing currently
both ears.

I also used to have my right nipple pierced but it closed up :(

I've thought about about having it done again but I don't know that I can be arsed.

This weekend I have drunk a lot of wine.

I like wine.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:05, closed)

Oh Fucksox
it's in Russian.

As you were
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:05, closed)

Hello becky!
Welcome back.

*waves some more*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:06, closed)

Hello chickenlady!
*waves again*

I know you like wine... the texts on Friday night gave it away.

Like when you told me that your kebab had split in a Tescos bag... or was it the other way round?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:07, closed)

@becky
Well that royally sucks.

I went to see Narnia the other night, it was very good. Would recommend to one and all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:08, closed)

So....
it's clit piercing and children's fantasy tonight then?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:13, closed)

Waves and snogs everyone
Ooh but I do have a copy of Iron man to watch again and that's based on a comic, so I guess childrens fantasy too :)

And it's already on my computer, so can read this at the same time. Explodes with joy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:16, closed)

Evenin all.
Piercings is it then tonight?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:16, closed)

Hello, recent arrivals
Yes, piercings, tattoos, and films. (I'm assuming these are films you're talking about, Becky? I've no idea, cos I rarely watch them)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:18, closed)

ancrenne and i were lonely earlier
now I can barely keep up!
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:19, closed)

I've been fighting with vista
I think I'm finally starting to win.

I watched Iron Man earlier in the week, it was some good stuff. Found out that I passed all my exams too, so that made the night even better.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:20, closed)

Is it just me
or am I the only one who doesn't see the point of piercings.

I have nothing against them - I just don't see the point in getting one myself.

Tatoos on the other hand...
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, closed)

Congratulations POD
(on passing exams, not successful Iron Man viewing).

What are you now qualified to do? Can you pierce anything?
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:22, closed)

I have been sitting in the park
with some friends, the dog, and cake.

Then I did some work.

Now I'm here.

How was your visitation ancrenne love?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:22, closed)

i've only got
one piercing in each earlobe and no tattoos at all.

how vanilla am i?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:22, closed)

I love peircings
I've got 4 at the moment and I'm itching to get another one done- i've left off for about 3 years now.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

I am now fully qualified
To do the fourth year of my course. Go me!!

And I could try the piercing thing if you want. It might go well, you never know.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

i've got
50 most romantic movies on in the background, not really watching it. but muriel's wedding has just come on.

now i think this is the single most depressing movie ever.... is that just me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

I've been having a lovely time.
it's mostly been cake and drugs this weekend though.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:26, closed)

Still got no tatoos
but I've been thinking of getting one for at least 10 years now. Damn my indecision.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:27, closed)

Ray for you POD, well done :)
I looooooved Muriels wedding until I moved into my first student house where my bastard flatmate would watch it all the time. Now I can't bear to watch it and don't get me started on Abba.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:28, closed)

Aaaaaahhh...
That old kettle of fish eh?

I think I might have to vacate the internet and die on the sofa in a minute. I just caught myself trying to type with my tongue.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

Spak
It took me 15 years to decide. How crap is that?
I love it though.

I'm sure B3tans can help you make your choice.

*grins*
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:32, closed)

The thing about tattoos though
is their permanence. At least with a piercing, you can take out the stud/ring/whatever and it will close up itself. But if you subsequently decide you don't want a tattoo, it's a bit of a palaver to get rid of it.

I do have access to a large laser though...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:33, closed)

ancrenne
I'll be around from about 5ish, busy bee that I am, but will catch you then lovely.

Evening all x
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:35, closed)

K2k6
That's why I got mine where they are so I don't have to look at them if I don't want to.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:36, closed)

I like wine
I've had some more this evening.


On Friday night we had had a few and went to the kebab shop for a chicken kebab - see...still fairly healthy, it's grilled and comes with salad. I'm not counting the amount of wine that went with it....that's good for you too.

Anyway, we'd been to the Tesco extra first and picked up a few 'essentials' (wine) and unfortunately because we didn't have the spanky new hemp reusable bags they palmed us off with the crap plakky bags which were clearly pre-ripped.

So, we go into the kebab shop smelling like a vineyard and clanking like a pair of ghosts on speed. Then the fucking bag decides to split and spill out all the bottles of wine. Arse.

At that point I decided the best approach would be to allow PJM to pick them up while I texted everyone I could think of about our wine and kebab habit.

Ah...happy days.




*EDIT* We got home to discover my kebab was missing!!!

I sent PJM back on his bike to fetch it. He wobbled all the way down the road and I stayed in drinking (more) wine and farting on the sofa while he was out....I wouldn't do it in his presence....I'm a lady!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

chickenlady...
It did make me laugh, I'll admit. A bright spot on the chav bus from hell back from Newcastle after a night out with some old colleagues...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)

Of course the wine was undamaged!
Dear god! Otherwise it would have been a disaster!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:41, closed)

@Becky
Maybe you said already, but where are your tattoos? On your bum cheeks or something?

And ancrenne, while the laser wouldn't exactly knock aeroplanes out of the sky, it would blind people several miles away were it to be fired out of a window. And focused to a spot, it will burn holes in lots of things.

I used a similar one a while back, and it would set fire to paper without even being focused.

OK, bedtime for me soon.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

I'm going to attempt something crazy:
be in bed by midnight. This has less to do with turning-into-a-pumpkin fears and more to do with the fact that I'm knackered.

If anyone's chatting tomorrow, see you then!
( thealternativefact, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

Ooh, could you strap it to a shark head K2k6?
Mine are two at the top of my arm and on my lower back.

Edit: Night everyone who's going to bed
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:47, closed)

@Becky
Conceivably, yes. But the power supply would cause a bit of a restriction!

I was actually hoping your tattoos were somewhere more interesting. Because I was then going to invoke the 'photos or it didn't happen' rule.

Never mind.

OK, I'm off to bed. Night all. Chat in the morning, if I get the time.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

Well the back one is more like just above my butt cheek
but hey, you said no photos, so I'm sticking to that ,)

I'm still here lovely Ancrenne. Watching the equally lovely Robert Downey Jr prance about in a wifebeater looking sexy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

ancrenne
It was hideous. I had planned on getting the slightly classier (and 30 minutes quicker for bladder reasons) bus to a neighbouring town, then getting a taxi. Instead, the quicker bus appeared not to be running, so I got the bus that takes an hour and wished I'd just got a taxi back, despite the fact it would have cost £30 minimum...

The karaoke chavs at the back were the limit. If I hear 'Amarillo' one more time...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

G’night leavers
I'm still here.

Re Tatoos & Piercings: It appears ancrenne & clendrix have waited 15 years. Looks like I’ve got 5 years left. I know exactly what I want and where. It’s just that I never get round to doing it.

Re weekend: Cycling, powercycling and recycling. Oh and I actually got some stuff done.

Re BGB’s computer-pic: Nice one

@Wanderlust: What sort of documentary?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

right
I'm popping off for a bit - going to see last night's Doctor Who Confidential is on I Player yet.

For family reasons, obviously.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:55, closed)

Karaoke
Anyone up for having a b3ta karaoke bash?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)

Twas very nice thanks
Didn't do a great deal though as I cashed the wage cheque and was told that I wasn't allowed to draw on it yesterday, but I can tomorrow, so have gone over my overdraft limit a bit, so it better cash tomorrow.

Did two hours cleaning of the kitchen and it was all sparkly and lovely. Made a giant Lasagne, most of which is now in the freezer in bits to take to work for Tuesday or Wednesday - they pay me to make lasagne for them as it's awesomeness lol - went back in there today and cuntflatmate has trashed the place again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:00, closed)

@ancrenne
Yes. I managed to curb my b3ta habit and stay off most of Friday and the weekend.

Got some job applications sent off and worked a bit on my project.

Also have a room booked in Exeter too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:02, closed)

it's a bogstandard recipe
just I add a ton of cheese and bacon to it to make it extra yummy :)

Edit: THis is the daft cunt that flushed newspaper down the toilet yesterday and then looked at me blankly when I explained that it makes it block if you do such retarded things.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:04, closed)

@beckx
Wage cheque? I've always had my salary paid directly into my bank-account.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:05, closed)

Arse...
It's not there. One of the drawbacks of having only terrestrial telly is that you miss out on some fantastic geeky stuff sometimes...

*ahem*

Where's me wine? Or should I switch to Ouzo? I love Ouzo, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, closed)

I'm multitasking a bit
so I may be sporadic here.

I'm hoping to get some interviews in the West of England to co-incide with the Exeter bash.

@ancrenne: b3ta is what remains when you're too tired to do owt else.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)

Wotcha
how has everyone's weekends been?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

Wotcha Z
I've managed to get stuff done by avoiding b3ta. And yours?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, closed)

Spakkaman
it's because I've only been there 2 weeks and they've not yet received my starter pack which contains copies of my bank details. Plus copies of my passport, degree certificate and a lovely long health questionnaire. All of which I had to redo today as Royal mail has lost it.

Edit: Hi Mr Z
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, closed)

Its
not been a bad weekend... Friday a friend of mine handed in part of his thesis so we ended up drinking by the river until 4am. Last night ended up in Tooting Bec for a curry... today has been slow.

Ah the signature is a few days old - from last weekend.

I'm feeling in a happy fluffy bunny mood tonight.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:23, closed)

@ancrenne
I was in our garden earlier on today and a woman came by with her kid - a boy of about 3 - dressed in a panda costume - complete with panda hat and face paint. Even as jaded and cynical as I am that was pretty cute.

Well I have no glass, but I go have a bottle of lime juice so I will raise that!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

Another hooray for happy bunnies!
raises virtual glass.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

Not
quite the most surreal thing I've seen here.

Last year a guy who lived down in town used to ride a unicycle... all relatively normal until one day I saw him on his way to a fancy dress party.

Dressed as a crocodile.

On his unicycle.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

Ooh Ancrenne
was going to ask you, have you got this yet?

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1368

Thought it would appeal to your hippy sensibilities.

Edit: Unicycles and crocodiles. How did he manage the tail?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

ancrenne
I got topped off with some more wine. But the Ouzo still beckons.

Did I mention I love Ouzo..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:38, closed)

Ouzo
thats a dangerous drink... although last night I did end up sampling some home brewed Bangladeshi moonshine... it makes ouzo look like water...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:40, closed)

Surreal things
I once saw someone driving what looked like a sofa with a leopard-skin cover on a main road.

@ancrenne
Thanks for the offer of vodka. Unfortunately, real vodka and virtual glasses don't mix so well.

Re firefox addons: I like this one
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/31
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

Ancrenne
"I've got a real glass with fantastic real vodka that was abandoned in my house."

I would never "abandon" vodka.
"Kindly donate" maybe...


'Ning everyone, how goes it?
( Cawl, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

Hi kaol!
*Licks arm*

I've just gone and got some Ouzo. Want some?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)

'ningles Kaol
It goes round and well thanks.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

We kept getting strange looks on Saturday
Three of us sitting in kilts, in the middle of the Northern Irish Countryside, at a spar, with lots of farmers turning up to get diesel, and staring at us just because we were sitting attempting to make sandwiches in the car.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

Davros...
I'd love some.
I fucking love Ouzo!
*grins*

What're you licking my arm for though?

@Spakka: 'Ello darling *kisses*
( Cawl, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)

What were you wearing under it PoD?
Evening Kaol :)

I like that one Spakkaman, but I fear I'd change it to something rude and then have to get my computer sent away to be fixed or something.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

Evening Kaol
Surrealness is good. Although if the pictures of me in drag get out then certain careers are dead to me.

Although worryingly others may then open up...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

* kisses Kaol back *
* and hugs *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

Probably a bad idea to have them on
facebook then no? ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

@becky
I was wearing standard undergarments underneath my kilt. Wouldn't want to go exposing myself to farmers now, would I?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:53, closed)

*lunges wildly for spakka's crotch*
@ancrenne: Good work, don't want it going off!

Hi becky, how's it going?
( Cawl, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:54, closed)

@becky
Shite... I forgot you'd seen them...

The more embarassing ones have been eliminated...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:54, closed)

Kaol
Well, you kicked my arm t'other week, so I thought I'd reciprocate...

*passes ouzo*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

I kicked your arm?
WTF?
Sorry.

*drinks a healthy swig of ouzo*
( Cawl, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:56, closed)

Pah most disappointing PoD
We like the pretty Ancrenne :)

Good thanks Kaol, how you doing?

Not eliminated from my photobucket Mr Z MWahahahahaha
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, closed)

.
@beckyjsbx
Currently, my 'Mozilla Firefox' is called 'Mozarella Iceowl'. It was once called 'Mozilla TurboFucker'.

@ancrenne
"if things work fine, why make them more complicated?"

Indeed. I've had some ideas for piercings that make 'things' unnecessarily complicated.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

Good thanks becky
Done a lot of train travel this weekend, which is a bit lame.

But it was well worth it.

Had lots of nice drinks. Bloody Mary for breakfast today was particularly excellent.

So yeah, I'm happy, thanks.
( Cawl, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

@Becky
wonderful... you'd better hope I have a damned successful life for future blackmail purposes...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

Disappointed?
You would rather I exposed myself to many people I didn't know?

My flatmate managed that once. "Showed" himself to a guy and girl sitting at the side of a hall while he was dancing at a ceilidh. The girl looked horrified.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:00, closed)

* touches Kaol's bum *
@ancrenne
Does it colour the tabs randomly or does it give them different colours according which website they're from? It's supposed to be incompatible with Tab Mix Plus so I won't try it out until that's fixed.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)

Sorry
I meant licked...

Bloody Ouzo...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:03, closed)

Of course, that'd make you a true Scot then :)
Kidding Mr Z

I just had the chance to redeem myself with the cuntflatmate. She knocked on my door and panic stricken told me there's a huge spider in the bathroom. So I go into the bathroom and sure enough there's a great big hairy arachnid next to the toilet taking a wander. I turn to her, look blankly and said "Well it's not mine" and ambled back to my room.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:03, closed)

Right kids
I'm away, as I only slept for 2 hours last night.

2 hours isn't enough hours.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:04, closed)

becky
Pffffffffffffffffft!

Fucking nice one!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

Becky...
If it actually was yours, that'd make the story far, far better.

*summons spider minions*
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

G'night POD
@beckx
Be thankful you've only got spiders. I've got mosquitoes. They're right cunts they are.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:07, closed)

Bows
She gave me the same look after I told her about the newspaper she'd killed the toilet with, so figured it was only fair.

Spakka, they're random pretty colours.

Edit: Kaol, I'm tempted to bring home something nasty from work to leave in there to scare her, but wouldn't want to scare the wee beastie, so not worth it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:08, closed)

@Becky
I dunno... if I were you it might be a good idea. I haven't checked my lottery ticket yet.

Good work on the housemate. I'm slowly letting my housemates bean plant die. I keep on forgetting to water it. The bastard is in Greece after getting smashed last week. 2 weeks left here... thank god.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)

Spakka
Mozzies don't bother me as they don't like my blood for some reason.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:11, closed)

I
have a Yucca plant.

And for some strange reason a plastic onion plant.

I haven't managed to kill either of those two things yet.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Blimey
All hiding here then? How is everyone?
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:17, closed)

Well I'm off to bed as I'm tired
night everyone
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

I don't have any plants
I had a plant-pased genetic engineering disaster once, and have since banned myself from keeping them.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

G'night Becky
yup. I'm hiding here, dunno who else is though.

Edit: Kaol, you created a triffid?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

Hi BelmsfordSux
How's your weekend been?

@beckx
Have you tried clingfilm on the top of the toilet bowl?

Also, mosquitoes not only bite, they wake me up in the middle of the night with an annoying buzzing sound.

EDIT: 'night beckx
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:21, closed)

Evening!
I'm afraid I'm going to have to head off as well. I'm tired and I'm having trouble typing, which is a good sign to stop...

*hugs everyone and blows candle out*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:22, closed)

G'night sleepy people.
Mr. Z, no, I created a defective strain of tomatoes that were unable to ripen.
They then cross-pollenated with the other tomatoes, and created a load of crappy, useless hybrids.
So they had to incinerate all the tomato plants in the propagator.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

G'night sleepy ones
Kaol... impressive... but Triffids would be more fun.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:27, closed)

Night DG

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:27, closed)

"delayed senessence"
So... Tomatoes that stayed on the plant for longer, before they dropped off.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)

Don't worry!
I don't do genetic modification on plants anymore.

That's what the army of super-mutants in my shed are for.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:43, closed)

'Ningles! (and 'night to those I've missed)
With regard to Firefox addons, I love this: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974

I'm disappointingly vanilla in my piercings and just have two in each earlobe (if I wasn't trying to get a job I think I'd get another row, or my nose done). I'd love to get wings tattooed on my shoulder blades, but I think you'd have to knock me out for the time it would take because I'm such a baby with pain. Mr Maladicta, on the other hand, wants a huge fuckoff dragon on his back (he loves dragons like a fat kid loves cake.)

and is anyone else still here?
( Maladicta, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:52, closed)

I'm
Always here...
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:54, closed)

Hello Maladicta
I'm still here but browsing other parts of the site.

G'night ancrenne.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:58, closed)

Stop! Hammertime
I like this bit on the descriptions page:
"Install on friends computers when they're not looking for maximum enjoyment."
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:01, closed)

Night Ancrenne :)
and hello spakka - I'm on MSN at the same time, and hoping my torrent picks up - only have a few more days of torrentful internets before it's back onto uni servers, so I'm caning it as best I can.
( Maladicta, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:03, closed)

@ Spakka
I use Hammertime in my Firefox, and installed it in Mr Maladicta's without telling him, but luckily he finds it hilarious, as he breaks into U Can't Touch This often enough anyway. Hammer ftw!
( Maladicta, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:07, closed)

Hammertime
Just out of interest, how old were you when that came out?

I was 16. I remember going to a teenaged party at the time. I was usually shy and just stayed talking to a few friends. When that song came on, I just got up and danced. Loads of people loved it, but I'm not sure if it was for the dancing or just simply because I jumped out of my shell.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:12, closed)

I'm going to bed
I've had a tiring weekend, and I've got a busy last week of work ahead of me.

Night b3ta!
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:23, closed)

'Night Kaol
* blows kiss *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:24, closed)

*winks*
Catch you later mate.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:24, closed)

@ spakka
Wiki tells me it came out in mid-1990, so I'd have been 4, nearly 5. I really don't remember much music from back then though - the other half downloaded a whole torrent of early '90s trance and was amazed when the earliest I remembered was 1998...

Night Kaol ;)
( Maladicta, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:39, closed)

^ ^
Torrents are wonderful for picking up on long forgotten music.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:50, closed)

*glees*
I have an external hard drive, and the run of Mr Maladicta's place, including his internets, from 7am till 7pm on Wed. I think I may have to see if his broadband really is limitless...
( Maladicta, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:57, closed)

.
Beds are wonderful for picking up on long forgotten sleep.

G'night!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:25, closed)

.
.
Chat continues here
.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)

@Davros' Grandad (about the tattoo he'd get)
Hey I've already got that one, just lying on its side. It just looked better that way.

Missed this at the weekend, just catching up.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)