My Biggest Disappointment
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Biscuits
I've just spent an hour and a half in a Board (bored?) meeting. I normally have no objection to these - I'm easily mollified by the tea and chocolate biscuits (or, if we're lucky, sandwiches).
Today: nothing. Not so much as a stale bourbon.
Add to that the fact that the common-room ran out of teabags last week...
I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, 34 replies)
I've just spent an hour and a half in a Board (bored?) meeting. I normally have no objection to these - I'm easily mollified by the tea and chocolate biscuits (or, if we're lucky, sandwiches).
Today: nothing. Not so much as a stale bourbon.
Add to that the fact that the common-room ran out of teabags last week...
I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:24, 34 replies)
our water cooler was taken from us last year
on the basis that it's bad for the environment.
I don't really give a flying fuck if it's bad for the environment (which they were not able to conclusively prove), I want something nicer than shitty basement tap water in a crappy tea-stained mug.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:28, closed)
on the basis that it's bad for the environment.
I don't really give a flying fuck if it's bad for the environment (which they were not able to conclusively prove), I want something nicer than shitty basement tap water in a crappy tea-stained mug.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:28, closed)
Now that's an affront to your human rights
No teabags? Call a lawyer immediately, then the union, then the Daily Mail.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:28, closed)
No teabags? Call a lawyer immediately, then the union, then the Daily Mail.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:28, closed)
...
We have a water-cooler, but it's sponsored by Christian Aid, if I remember rightly. I try to remember to blaspheme every time I use it.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:29, closed)
We have a water-cooler, but it's sponsored by Christian Aid, if I remember rightly. I try to remember to blaspheme every time I use it.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:29, closed)
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
Wouldn't happen here, nobody drinks tea! We have just run out of coffee though!
I'm already shaking.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:30, closed)
Wouldn't happen here, nobody drinks tea! We have just run out of coffee though!
I'm already shaking.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:30, closed)
@WeeWitch
I work in a law school. I'm surrounded by feckin' lawyers... you'd've thought they could have arranged a nice class action by now. But no.
*sigh*
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:30, closed)
I work in a law school. I'm surrounded by feckin' lawyers... you'd've thought they could have arranged a nice class action by now. But no.
*sigh*
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:30, closed)
Self sufficiency
is the way to go.
I have a little fridge which sits under a table in my office, in which my Irn Bru lives, along with my boss's milk for his tea.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:32, closed)
is the way to go.
I have a little fridge which sits under a table in my office, in which my Irn Bru lives, along with my boss's milk for his tea.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:32, closed)
Enzyme
lawyers only "arrange" things if you pay them. Selling a kidney ought to be enough.
If not, I'll come down and arrange a picket line for you.
*dons old union cap and picks up plackard*
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, closed)
lawyers only "arrange" things if you pay them. Selling a kidney ought to be enough.
If not, I'll come down and arrange a picket line for you.
*dons old union cap and picks up plackard*
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:33, closed)
It's my last day in the office here
Ever! Yay!
So I got leaving cake.
*grins*
And coffee
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, closed)
Ever! Yay!
So I got leaving cake.
*grins*
And coffee
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, closed)
@TWW
This is freaky. Two of my colleagues have published work arguing that I ought to be able legally to sell a kidney, and outlining what the legislation should say.
I'm not that desperate for biscuits, though. I may just go home and gorge on Cornish Farings and Marmite biscuits. (Have you tried them? They're lovely.)
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:38, closed)
This is freaky. Two of my colleagues have published work arguing that I ought to be able legally to sell a kidney, and outlining what the legislation should say.
I'm not that desperate for biscuits, though. I may just go home and gorge on Cornish Farings and Marmite biscuits. (Have you tried them? They're lovely.)
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@CHCB
you took the words right out of my mouth.
I wonder if, like meatloaf, it must have been whilst you were kissing me?
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:41, closed)
you took the words right out of my mouth.
I wonder if, like meatloaf, it must have been whilst you were kissing me?
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:41, closed)
*coughs*
Oh that was what it was. I wandered why it hurt to swallow.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, closed)
Oh that was what it was. I wandered why it hurt to swallow.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, closed)
Marmite biscuits
Oh noes.
www.marmitebiscuitsarethedevilsgizz.com
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, closed)
Oh noes.
www.marmitebiscuitsarethedevilsgizz.com
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, closed)
you put marmite on GIGANTACOCK?
You are a sick deviant one miss crackhouseceiliedhband.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:54, closed)
You are a sick deviant one miss crackhouseceiliedhband.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:54, closed)
@al
no, no no. The marmite should not be permitted near GIGANTACOCK! GIGANTACOCK is best served fresh, with perhaps a hint of mimsy.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:58, closed)
no, no no. The marmite should not be permitted near GIGANTACOCK! GIGANTACOCK is best served fresh, with perhaps a hint of mimsy.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:58, closed)
...
Is it OK to be agnostic about Marmite? Sometimes I love it; sometimes I'm not so keen.
But Marmite biscuits are always ace.*
*Can I have a share of the profits now, please?
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:01, closed)
Is it OK to be agnostic about Marmite? Sometimes I love it; sometimes I'm not so keen.
But Marmite biscuits are always ace.*
*Can I have a share of the profits now, please?
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:01, closed)
it's never okay to be agnostic
*fans the flames of religious intolerance*
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:02, closed)
*fans the flames of religious intolerance*
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:02, closed)
Mmmmmm
a hint if mimsy. I like it when I have to get up early and only have a very quick shower and I still have a hint of mimsy on my fingers. It makes digging holes that bit more fun.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:09, closed)
a hint if mimsy. I like it when I have to get up early and only have a very quick shower and I still have a hint of mimsy on my fingers. It makes digging holes that bit more fun.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:09, closed)
@Enzyme
the dogging was only one time. I got interrupted by this Irish lass, looked a bit like an angry retard. But of a seasoned professional by the looks of things. Apparently, the name is a little confusing, and bringing your own dog is a bit of a faux pas.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:20, closed)
the dogging was only one time. I got interrupted by this Irish lass, looked a bit like an angry retard. But of a seasoned professional by the looks of things. Apparently, the name is a little confusing, and bringing your own dog is a bit of a faux pas.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:20, closed)
Marmite biscuits are absolutely great
They are only improved by the addition of a piece of mature cheddar.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:44, closed)
They are only improved by the addition of a piece of mature cheddar.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:44, closed)
you marmite lovers are all sorts of wrong
I'll have you know. Don't you know that marmites spread bubonic plague?
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)
I'll have you know. Don't you know that marmites spread bubonic plague?
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)
Is that
why it makes the roof of my mouth hurt when I eat too much of it...
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, closed)
why it makes the roof of my mouth hurt when I eat too much of it...
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, closed)
My mate marmite
Cheese on toast with marmite....
The King of Snacks.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:51, closed)
Cheese on toast with marmite....
The King of Snacks.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:51, closed)
the common-room ran out of teabags last week...
Well, I'm sure someone would be willing to tea-bag if you asked... and maybe even if you didn't.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, closed)
Well, I'm sure someone would be willing to tea-bag if you asked... and maybe even if you didn't.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, closed)
Here
You can have one of my lesbian tea bags and a homemade digger biscuit.
BTW, no lesbians have been hurt in the process of making the tea bag.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:12, closed)
You can have one of my lesbian tea bags and a homemade digger biscuit.
BTW, no lesbians have been hurt in the process of making the tea bag.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:12, closed)
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