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Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"

Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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Not a pub
but the bar at Wolves Civic back in the early seventies. I was at a Hawkwind concert and making my way from the bar with a pint in my hand. A HUGE Hells Angel with long mangey beard and full putrifying colours approached me from the opposite direction and stopped in front of me. "Give us a swig" he said reaching for my pint. His negotiating skills were persuasive so I offered him my glass. He took two slobbery swigs and handed it back. "Ta mate" he said and sauntered off. Blimey. That was close - I had what was left of my pint back and got to walk away. Two days later I collapsed at work with meningitis
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:56, 11 replies)
Good to have you back Monty

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:01, closed)
Good to have you back Monty
Who's Monty?
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:11, closed)
Who's Monty?
He's the bloke who repeats what the other bloke said then asks a question. Isn't he?
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:43, closed)
He's the bloke who repeats what the other bloke said then asks a question?
Are you sure?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:08, closed)
It's very hard to transfer meningitis indirectly.
Now I'm not saying that you snogged this biker, but you definitely did.
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:07, closed)
"very hard" seems to be the key phrase here doctor.

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:45, closed)
'Putrifying colours' is biker slang for 'did me hard up my bumhole all night long'.

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:55, closed)
As is "approached me from the opposite direction"

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:58, closed)


was taken up the brown eye by
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:31, closed)
No no no.
Herpes and meningitis are from gobs. Arses are for AIDS.
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:10, closed)
"This is my rifle, this is my bum"

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:21, closed)

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