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Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"

Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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Not a pub
but the bar at Wolves Civic back in the early seventies. I was at a Hawkwind concert and making my way from the bar with a pint in my hand. A HUGE Hells Angel with long mangey beard and full putrifying colours approached me from the opposite direction and stopped in front of me. "Give us a swig" he said reaching for my pint. His negotiating skills were persuasive so I offered him my glass. He took two slobbery swigs and handed it back. "Ta mate" he said and sauntered off. Blimey. That was close - I had what was left of my pint back and got to walk away. Two days later I collapsed at work with meningitis
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:56, 11 replies)
Good to have you back Monty

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:01, closed)
Good to have you back Monty
Who's Monty?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:11, closed)
Who's Monty?
He's the bloke who repeats what the other bloke said then asks a question. Isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:43, closed)
He's the bloke who repeats what the other bloke said then asks a question?
Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:08, closed)
It's very hard to transfer meningitis indirectly.
Now I'm not saying that you snogged this biker, but you definitely did.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:07, closed)
"very hard" seems to be the key phrase here doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:45, closed)
'Putrifying colours' is biker slang for 'did me hard up my bumhole all night long'.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:55, closed)
As is "approached me from the opposite direction"

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:58, closed)

snogged

was taken up the brown eye by
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:31, closed)
No no no.
Herpes and meningitis are from gobs. Arses are for AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:10, closed)
"This is my rifle, this is my bum"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:21, closed)

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