burger buns
During my student days I was a bit desperate for money. The only place that would have me down in Pompey was .
I was on a late shift, the only girl I will add, when the lads started getting a bit silly. I don't really know quite how the subject was broached, but they basically suggested they would all quite like to see me naked. I tried to laugh it off, and then it started to take a bit of a sinister turn when they began peeling £20 notes out of their wallets...including the manager who had put by far the most in. He was also the ugliest.
Before long £200 was sat on the counter. I can quite honestly say I believed that if I did as they suggested and stood naked in a filthy greasy kitchen, that I might not have made it out alive. I ran all the way home!
(anonymous blonde, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:39, 14 replies)

PICS OR IT HAPPENED

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:44, closed)

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( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:58, closed)

LOL, they did try. No, I kept my nice greasy "I'm Lovin' It Uniform" on. It really did say that on the back of the shirt as well...
(anonymous blonde, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:01, closed)

What?
Is this a terrible story of sexual abuse of the mentally infirm, or just a terrible, "look at me, I'm a girl and take my clothes off" story?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:11, closed)

Yes

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:17, closed)

What she said

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:13, closed)

Tangential link
This reminds of when I worked in the nightclub and the (in)famous night when hiphop gangsta and musical terrorist Tim Westwood played a DJ set. He MC'd unbelievable drivel like "I want all the women with shaved pussies on stage" and "I give fiddy dollas a chick gets naked on stage" then "I'll give a chick one hundred dollas get naked", etc etc. What an absolute fucktard.




(Would've been good if it'd happened though)
(McChinaman banned, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:05, closed)

Don't diss the Big Dog! Boom.
I hold the church of england entirely to blame.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:42, closed)

So...
How much did he have to stump up before you stripped?
(Barnetboy, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:37, closed)

You should have sued the fuckers for having to work in creepy conditions.
Then you wouldn't have had to work for the rest of your student days.
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:44, closed)

HOLY SHIT! YOU HAVE BREASTS?!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:49, closed)

pics or they are not real

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:28, closed)

in pompey was what?

( rofl harris, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:20, closed)

are you fit?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:28, closed)