Look, can we all just bully Dr. Shambolic instead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 18:09, 18 replies)

yeah go on then

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 18:19, closed)

I can't be bothered.
I find Shambols a little amusing at times but I don't care enought to try to work around this odd ignore feature.
Besides, it's pretty damn obvious that Shambols is having a crap life despite the IQ so we ought to try to help. I know I have sinilar problems.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 18:31, closed)

Fucking yawn

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 18:32, closed)

I have simian problems

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 18:38, closed)

I have Siamese problems.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 18:42, closed)

They're called conjoined problems now.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:02, closed)

I was talking about my conjoined bride.
Delivered when I was out.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 21:08, closed)

oh man ... I'd love to have monkeys

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:45, closed)

my problems this week
1) choosing a sufficiently extravagant gâteau for a birthday
2) two whole days at work
3) being given slightly too much saffron

Dunno who this cunt is but I don't reckon reckon his problems are my problems.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:53, closed)

He has a very special set of skills...
*5 years too late*
(SlantedScience, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 5:22, closed)

gateau - check out Aldi day r di best
jus sayin
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 10:58, closed)

yeah ... I'm in France with three renowned pâtisseries within falling over distance.
I don't reckon Aldi would have cut the mustard. Soz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 20:06, closed)

You don't cut mustard, you spread it
obvious Aldi shopper.
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:34, closed)

Personally I got 99 problems
but being given slightly too much saffron ain't one
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Tue 15 Apr 2014, 17:43, closed)

yeah!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:43, closed)

I miss the days when I was number one QOTW internet villain.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 7:17, closed)

you're singlehandedly destroying this creative writing forum

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 8:15, closed)

There's only room for one Dr No in this franchise.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 8:29, closed)