I HAD A LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE FUCKING MODS FROM HERE.
They rarely edited my posts (well, there was that 1 time on /board - they said it was too big, I thought it fit just fine). & they made sure to use the "step hammer" to send all those horrible internet bullies from /talk to the Naughty Step.

Then they sent me to the Naughty Step because someone dobbed me in for being a horrible internet bully. This I had trouble with at first but then I saw that it was actually the FUCKING MODS trying to get closer to me. It made me want to be closer to them. So I did.
After rifling thru their voluptuous super-model wife's undie draw I found what I was looking for - a samurai sword and the keys to their custom made DiAgostini Accord. I was in like Ring. I had to finish with a quick wank into one of their sock-puppetaccounts.
As soon as I was in the car and rikrolling on my way to meet the good Dr. I hit problems. 1st I hit a Hedgehog from Hell. Then just another wanker acting like he was completely BraynDedd & singing "Jingle Bells" got in my way & I had to Monty the kerb to avoid The Other Guy & Smashing the Monkey.
I skidded to a halt outside where the FUCKING MODS work. Now Me, I'm not... the quickest on the uptake so, "Ok Cupid" I mused, "Time to change tack if I want to win the FUCKING MODS hearts".
So having got a pup from the Battersea Dogs Home I behaved like a complete Vagabond and fingered it's bum. This made it yowl at just the right pitch to accompany the song that I had written them. I sang it under their window.
No sign of a step hammer, no sign of the FUCKING MODS. And now they won't even return my calls. It's like I've been dumped by the FUCKING MODS.

Oh well. Plenty more websites in the favorites menu.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:11, 26 replies)

And this kids, is why you should never drink and internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:24, closed)

If I post a reply here, does that mean I am the one who is upset on the internet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:37, closed)

Well this turned out well.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:39, closed)

Watching the internet break someone's brain is always tragic.
Let this be a warning to everyone.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:52, closed)

maybe this isn't the website for you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:55, closed)

I don't think this very simple solution is ever going to penetrate the fatwadding of his brain.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:15, closed)

Ringofyre internet breakdown complete.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:01, closed)

This week's topic's probably brought back bad memories for him.
I think. I can't really tell.
b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069474
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:05, closed)

Oh man. Link bitch is in the house!
Why do I need search when AB can find everything for me?

What I really want to know is - how did you know that I wanted to find that post AB? It's like we're joined at the hip or something!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:07, closed)

Well, I sat down and thought 'I winder if Grassy will want to be reminded of something that makes him look like an illiterate loon'...
...and..well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:52, closed)

I'm loving our
simpatico.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 9:30, closed)

What is news?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:09, closed)

It's a short digest of recent goings-on in the world. but that's not important right now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:12, closed)

For Fucks Sake
have you really fallen so low as to be adapting lines from Flying High movies to troll the trolls troller??

Your better than this, make a bigger effort.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:08, closed)

Police Squad,
you numpty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:50, closed)

Actually he's right
it's a paraphrase of a line from "Airplane!" (1980), also known as "Flying High!" in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines. "Police Squad!" didn't come out until 1982.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:42, closed)

I expect you watched it for £1, too?
Jammy bugger.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:47, closed)

"you're"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:19, closed)

"fuck's"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:32, closed)

Endlessly self-referential narcissistic wank

(McChinaman banned, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:05, closed)

Somebody - "Like most of B3ta lol!"
(McChinaman banned, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:06, closed)

Like most of b3ta lol!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:48, closed)

its

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:44, closed)

fucking boring

( rofl harris, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:05, closed)

?

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:19, closed)