I'm sure many can relate...
I've experimented several times with trying to "hit the wall" i.e. see how many times I can have a wank in a day.

The annoying thing is I always know it'll end the same way, with me panting after managing a paltry one (two at a stretch) and thinking to myself "You disgusting bastard. I'll never wank again," as a familiar sense of self loathing creeps up on me.


*sigh*
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:29, 18 replies)

Hahaha!
You're shit! -I've managed around 20.

I've now just realised how sad that makes me sound, I did once manage 11 times in 15 hours with the Mrs though. Beat that, Porn Stars!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:31, closed)

I can indeed relate
but it never ends with me berating myself over the disgusting factor :P
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:38, closed)

It doesn't end like that with me
I sit there with a smile like a retarded cheshire cat
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:41, closed)

@Bert
Do you have nothing better to do with your time!?

Oh hang on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:42, closed)

^
I once did it so much that I got 'the gush', and it flowed red.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:42, closed)

"they cremated him
but his balls, they would not burn"

"at the end he weighed as much as maybe two, or three squirrels."
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:44, closed)

^
Excellent! I still listen to the Chris Morris cd but i think my favourite is the missing kid sketch.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:47, closed)

^^
or...the suicide journalist...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:48, closed)

Were you brought up
catholic Bc? I think wanking is so natural, and wanker is not an insult in my book. ;-)
( Trollman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:49, closed)

i got to
8 in one day, by which time i couldn feel the tip of my schlong, and i didnt jizz.

plus my balls really really ached
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:53, closed)

@Raff
I find that wanker is a description of pretty much every man in the world. Except really religious ones, then repressed wanker is probably a better
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:54, closed)

I usually stop
when the bleeding starts.

I'm a fan of quality over quantity though, my record for stretching out a single wank is somewhere in the region of six hours.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:28, closed)

@Alt
I agree with you and think also any man who denys wanking is a liar i could'nt live without it, i wank therefore i am,
too many people were made to feel wanking was dirty as a child
i think it should be taught in schools as a good thing.
( Trollman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:48, closed)

There's two kinds of men in this world.
There's wankers and there's liars.

On a related note I managed 14 in one day. A friend and I had a competition to see who could do the most (not in each others presence) and he only managed 9. I thus crowned myself World Wanking Champion, but I can see from bert's post I was sadly mistaken in my triumph.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:41, closed)

Honic (should be a little 'v' over the c but it didn't show...)
It's Czech for 'wanker' - in our local (run by a Czech) we all call each other this as a greeting - cue much confucion when barman's parents came over to visit, many blokes calling each other wanker.

:|

Oh, and they (still) call me hoppy as I was on crutches with a broken ankle at the time...and tried setting me up with their daughter (don't have a problem with that)
( snee held his breath since, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 8:26, closed)

I am a girl
My record is five, back when I was fourteen or so. (Although when I say "in a day" it was more like "in a couple of hours".)

"They" say that women are supposed to hit their sexual peak in their mid-30's, but I'm managing an earth-shattering four times a month these days. No sense of self-loathing - it keeps me young and beautiful and attracts less attention than drinking the blood of virgins would.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:17, closed)

Brian?
He wanks as high as any in wome!
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 18:48, closed)

Erm...
about 7, in an evening. I was stuck in a hotel, bored out of my mind, and they didn't even have porn on offer on the telly. (Mind you at one random point, the b-grade action film turned into static, then hardcore porn for about ten minutes!).
(Tomble Underground, overground, Tombling free., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 7:40, closed)