*drifts vagely off topic*
But as it's Wednesday who cares.

At work I devise pointless games/experiments to keep me busy, today it is: How many place names can be slightly amended to include my name.

So far I have Sam Diego, Amstersam, Vietsam and Consamtinople.

If you're bored at work feel free to think of some more or places with your name in. I think I feel slightly too pleased when I think of another one.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:28, 27 replies)

Places...
Rottersam
Sam Rafael
Sam Francisco
Sam Jose
Mascow (see what I did there?)
S(h)amghai
Samdi Arabia
El Samvador
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:32, closed)

move to london
where you can have east sam and west sam! or be a chelsea fan at samford bridge?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:34, closed)

the shame
Jimbuktu
Beijim
Ejimburgh
Birjimham
(That's enough. Ed.)
(Axeman Jim, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:35, closed)

...
"Iain" is more difficult...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:40, closed)

@ Enzyme
Birmiain
Beijiain
Londiain
Afghanistiain
Johiainesburg
Sofiain
Mumbaiain

(I don't have enough to do today. Can you tell?)
(Axeman Jim, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:44, closed)

I've got a boring name...
How about:

LiverPaul

Had a quick think but couldn't come up with anything with snee in it...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:45, closed)

@enzyme
Iaindia?
( wanderlust, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:46, closed)

ermmmm
Sam Antonio?? Am stumped by Jessica though.
(Princessbadger, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:54, closed)

iaindonesia?
...
I win.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:54, closed)

Edmund & Jim you are both really good at this!
Oh oh Dan I just thought of a better one....

liechtiainstein
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:58, closed)

@snee
Di-snee-land
sneemes (Nimes)
Novosneebirsk
Sneeden
Bosneea
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:58, closed)

well


Samfron Walden

Samdown

Samdwich

Samdringham
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:00, closed)

Clicked.
Good game. Clicked cos I can't for the life of me think of any for Noel.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:09, closed)

@ Baz
Obviously my brain isn't yet over last weekend - and only 2 days to go until the next one...this could get messy
( snee held his breath since, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:22, closed)

P.S
Clicked because anyone who is a fan of badgers and grammar gets a tick from me. :-)
(Princessbadger, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:23, closed)

@snee
ah too much time in work to do sfa...

@Noel - The Grassy Noel - arf!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:25, closed)

hmm
Noel Scotia at a push...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:29, closed)

Wow.
I thought I'd heard them all. Christmas used to be a nightmare for me, and Mr Edmonds has a lot to answer for.

But I've never, NEVER heard Grassy Noel before. Kudos baz!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:57, closed)

@Noel
where were you that day?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 14:18, closed)

I was
but a twinkle in my ten-year old dad's eye.

Wish I hadn't thought that now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 14:27, closed)

so it wasn't you then.
Where was yer Grandad?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 14:28, closed)

gerald
that is all
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 14:30, closed)

That's easy
geraldbaldi!

Obviously works better if your name is Garry...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 14:51, closed)

Geraldgravia (tenuous)
Geraldistan (surely there must be!)

ooh, Algeraldia
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 14:58, closed)

Here's one for you
try Elliot
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 18:06, closed)

Anyone been on the bullet train
from Osama?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 21:17, closed)

how about?
Places in Egypt:

Sam El Sheikh
El Alam-iain?
The Samhara desert?

Of the gulf state of Ir-iain?
(Chad, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:48, closed)