That's the lamest euphemism for vag I've ever heard

(McChinaman banned, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:07, 3 replies)

There isn't a user-friendly word.
It's one of nature's mysteries.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:18, closed)

I find "minge" is usefully all-purpose
Not so offensive that you couldn't say it in front of a vicar, but not so childish that you feel like an idiot saying it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:30, closed)

"Bearded clam"?
Or at least "Moist, Sexy, Humming Love Pocket"
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:45, closed)

Sausage
wallet
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:48, closed)

I might be wrong
but I think Nunny is an old term for it, maybe mediaeval or Shakespearean.
(username failed moderation, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 11:45, closed)

you are wrong.
it's 'cunny'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:35, closed)

Could be both
I know they used cunny, but I've definitely heard it called a nunny as well.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:25, closed)

Fanny?
Might confuse the Muricans, though.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:48, closed)

"Minge" sounds like a dirty word, to me.
"Muff" is more pleasant sounding, or maybe "mimsy", which is pleasingly similar to "whimsy".

"Take a look at my Lord Peter", would be a nice euphemism.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:51, closed)

Furry Muff.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 11:46, closed)

I had an ex who called hers a woohoo.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 0:38, closed)

I've only ever heard it from Evie when she told that story
I normally go for "foof"

In this context, I mean. Not as a general life choice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 11:54, closed)

I find 'Cumdumpster' perfectly acceptable to say to a vicar.
Or possibly 'Gateway to her guts'?
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:01, closed)

oo oo oo! just remembered...
my old gran, 92 has some one do her garden for her now.

every time she tells me she's had 'the lady gardener' round and what a thorough job she did i have to leave the room.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:27, closed)

yeh yeh
let me guess. You think your post is onto a winner, so you think popping up in other people's posts will win you some more clicks?

/desperate
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:55, closed)

thank you
for the insight into your sad bitter little thought processes

/comes as no surprise
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:56, closed)

alright, loser

(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:10, closed)

alright, plummie

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:12, closed)

ate you the tearful plumber with the chip on his shoulder or the tearful wannabe australian with the chip on his shoulder?
because nobody cares
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:23, closed)

i like 'mimsy'
take that however you like
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:24, closed)