At school I exposed myself to a girl called Sharon.
Now in this day and age I probably would have been arrested and sentenced to some detention centre but back in the early 80's before AIDS and hysteria all Sharon did was swoon or something.

However, things did turn interesting for me, I had exposed myself to Sharon on the day we broke up for the Easter holidays. Upon returning to school I found I had been christened Donkey Dick, apparently Sharon who was a known expert on the penis was suitably impressed by the length and girth. Donkey Dick is hardly the worst nickname that can be handed out.

As a practising homo, I can now pretty much attest that I do not have a donkey dick but only once have I been beaten on length, never on girth.

tl;dr - boastful prick has something to boast about.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:33, 25 replies)

cocoa shunter

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:39, closed)

If I were Darcus Howe, I would be offended.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:52, closed)

If you were Darcus Howe, madam, I'd drink it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:07, closed)

Churchlols

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:21, closed)

I am far more amused by this/pleased with myself than is justified, I can't lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:23, closed)

I think you may have a right to self-congratulatory mirth.
It struck me like a Sid Waddell.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:30, closed)

Since you clearly like the fellas,
is there a reason you were trying to Sharon your meat and 2 veg?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:44, closed)

This indecisions killing me.
I know gay men with ex-wives and plenty of children. A small indiscretion at 14 is hardly indicative of sexuality.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:50, closed)

That is what I was told.
Unfortunately it's not true.
I'm still an animal lover.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:37, closed)

How much practising does it take to become EXPERT HOMO?

(McChinaman banned, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:07, closed)

Three out of five shots within the starfish from twenty paces

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:12, closed)

Apparently over 10,000 hours.
After that you can go for instructor level and deep shaft rescuer. Or is that scuba diving.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:20, closed)

practise - practice

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:27, closed)

give him a break, he's Chinese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:53, closed)

break burn
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:27, closed)

Maaaaatron

(McChinaman banned, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:27, closed)

Wax on, wax off

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:45, closed)

here, have a somewhat-tenuous-but-not-intended-to-be-homophobic comment...
my mate billy used to work for a recruitment company. he looked after their website where people could post positions they needed filling. naturally they got a few jokers.

the best one that ever slipped past billy though was a job for a:

'temporary fudge packer'
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:21, closed)

I for a very brief period in time, was a fudge packer. Hilarious irony.
I turned down the position in the dairy for cottage cheese taster.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:23, closed)

Did he, by any chance, have a ten foot willy, which, following a rake-related incident involving his neighbour, is now only 4'4"?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:25, closed)

My friend William...
...has an extremely large appendage...to which he displayed to his young female neighbour.
She thought is was somewhat serpentine in nature and hit it with a garden implement.
His appendage is now considerably shorter.
(dchurch bah, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:26, closed)

I think everything seems bigger when you're 9.
Also are you sure she was referring to the size and not to the fact you fuck donkeys?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:35, closed)

She was in the same year as me, she may have been slightly older than me. Certainly not
younger.

As for your last question. The old joke is, but I fuck one donkey and now they call me donkey fucker.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:55, closed)

alright, fatcock

(alright alright, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:02, closed)

alright

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:21, closed)